Aunt-jettie Quote by Molly Harper Download Open image ““I look like Barbara Bush in drag." Aunt Jettie”” — Molly Harper ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Aunt-jettie Barbara Bush Jane Vampire
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“Wait, is this a nice-ish way of telling me we had sex and I was lousy? That's how you can tell I'm inexperienced? Because,… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
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If you want to hurt me, fine. Take my books. Burn down my house. Shave my head while I am sleeping. But nobody, nobody… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“He doesn’t drink too much. He’s employed and works hard. He doesn’t have commitment issues, kids, or crazy ex-girlfriends. He doesn’t attach way too… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“He was always 'checking in' to see if I needed any help with my campaign, which on the surface seemed nice enough, but it… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
I am a former newspaper reporter turned church secretary turned vampire novelist. I wrote my first complete novel, 'Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs,' at… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Really. How do you respond when someone gifts you with nonlethal law-enforcement equipment?” — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Establishing dominance early in the relationship is key. Vampire children are like human children in that they can sense weakness. They will wait for… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
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