Maureen Johnson

“Knowledge is the heaviest weight of all.”

— Maureen Johnson

There is no normal. I've never met a normal person. The concept is flawed. It implies that there is only one way…

— Maureen Johnson

I may have been a complete lunatic, but I was a complete lunatic with manners.

— Maureen Johnson

This kind of thing always amazed Ginny--people who just walked away from institutions. People who left school when they didn't see the…

— Maureen Johnson

Did you hear?" he asked. "They found another body around nine this morning. It's the Ripper, definitely." "Good morning," I replied. "Morning.…

— Maureen Johnson

She was standing in the airport of Copenhagen, staring at a doorway, trying to figure out if it was (a) a bathroom…

— Maureen Johnson

When I worked in theater, I was always writing things on Post-it Notes and sticking them on screens or desks. Twitter has…

— Maureen Johnson

She had always thought applying to college would be exciting. Living away from home, meeting so many new people, Learning new things,…

— Maureen Johnson

“Vitamin D,” Stevie said. “You need it.” “You don’t know that,” he said. “I want to eat my meat in my room…

— Maureen Johnson

No one hid their interest when I walked into the room. I'm not sure if it was the news about Boo or…

— Maureen Johnson

You'd been petting a stuffed dog?' she said 'A dead one?' 'It was a really well stuffed dog' I clarified. 'I have…

— Maureen Johnson

“When she emerged, Keith was watching the tiny round window of the under-the-counter washing machine. "Put your clothes in for a wash,"…

— Maureen Johnson

“For you, there is underage, and then, there is underage. I believe a taste of wine is perfectly acceptable, but please stick…

— Maureen Johnson

Rory: "People are being serious." Jazza: "There's a serial killer out there. Of course people are being serious." Rory: "Yeah, but what…

— Maureen Johnson

Boo: "Go talk to her." Callum: "About what?" Boo: "Anything." Callum: "You want me to walk up to her and say, 'Are…

— Maureen Johnson

Mouth guard. And I think we'll start you in goal." Goal sounded like a special job. I didn't want a special job,…

— Maureen Johnson

Even though she had been warned, she tripped over the bike. She probably tripped because she'd been warned and was telling herself…

— Maureen Johnson

“ The kidney was removed with great skill. We have an image of the kidney taken from that broadcast. Viewers are advised…

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“Maybe it was that I was broken. Maybe it was just that I was out of my mind. But it occurred to…

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Tired, but not the kind of tired that sleep fixes.

— Maureen Johnson

They weren't pressed together as closely as normal, but his shoulder bumped hers, then remained there. It was very subtle, and possibly…

— Maureen Johnson

Spicy food and I have a close relationship—an obsessive one, in fact. If it’s spicy, I want it. I want to sweat…

— Maureen Johnson

Welsh is an actual, currently used language and our next-door neighbors Angela and Gaenor spoke it. It sounds like Wizard.

— Maureen Johnson

“QUESTION EVERYTHING; STAND BACK, I’M GOING TO TRY SCIENCE!; I REJECT YOUR REALITY AND SUBSTITUTE MY OWN.”

— Maureen Johnson

It took about three minutes for the unassuming Waffle House to become the new offices of the law firm of Amber, Amber,…

— Maureen Johnson