Cat Quotes

A cat has absolute honesty.

— Ernest Hemingway

“She came down like a cat.”

— Tomi Kauppinen

Tell him I took the cat

— Anonymous

My cat twistie

— Tamika-leeigh

Books, Cats, Life is Good.

— Edward Gorey

I wish I were that cat.

— Dave Franco

A cat only has itself.

— V. S. Naipaul

Feed a fish a cat a day

— Tony Bishop

I can't swing a dead cat without hitting a reporter.

— Russel Honore

Cats of good breed hunt better fat than lean.

— Benvenuto Cellini

If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.

— Pat Hitchcock

I really am a cat transformed into a woman.

— Brigitte Bardot

Cat will have you staked in five seconds flat.

— Cheyenne McCray

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

— Margaret Benson

It is difficult to obtain the friendship of a cat.

— Theophile Gautier

Some people have cats and go on to lead normal lives.

— Anonymous

If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.

— Doris Lessing

I'm pretty sure 'ferral cats' is code for 'vampire cougars.

— Jenny Lawson

[A cat] will make itself the companion of your hours of work, of loneliness, or of sadness.

— Theophile Gautier

Horses are calmer people. They also don't throw things at cats.

— Anonymous

If I had Instagram, it would be pictures of my son, who is a cat.

— Kate McKinnon

cats will be clean in a pigsty while pigs will be dirty in a marble hall.

— Vicki Baum

It's still about the women. It's not called Desperate Plumber. People are more interested in cat fights.

— James Denton

A cat can never be well-trained because they're too independent.

— Marjane Satrapi

Someone asked me what three things I would save if my house was on fire. I said my cat, my salamander and…

— Ricky Gervais

[Progressives] think the Constitution is like Felix the Cat's magic bag: Look in there long enough and hard enough, and you can…

— Jonah Goldberg

I never met a man half so true as a dog. Treat a dog right, and he'll treat you right. He'll keep…

— Mary Ann Shaffer

“A female feline named Katta Is getting fatta and fatta But she's pretty and purry And funny and furry So what does…

— Lilian Jackson Braun

Her only gift was knowing people almost by instinct, she thought, walking on. If you put her in a room with someone,…

— Virginia Woolf

With electricity we were wired into a new world, for electricity brought the radio, a "crystal set" and with enough ingenuity, one…

— Anonymous

I just fight like myself. I'm like a cat - if I see the opening, I'm going to shoot for it. I…

— Ryan Garcia

Dividing the swing into its parts is like dissecting a cat. You'll have blood and guts and bones all over the place.…

— Ernest Jones

And how do you know that you're mad? "To begin with," said the Cat, "a dog's not mad. You grant that?" I…

— Lewis Carroll

“Then we had the irises, rising beautiful and cool on their tall stalks, like blown glass, like pastel water momentarily frozen in…

— Margaret Atwood

Successful publication is all about the mix. What Buzzfeed discovered was that people like cat pictures. We can pretend to be embarrassed…

— Henry Blodget

And so we stayed out in the garden of the old house until we couldn't kick a ball, laughing in the gathering…

— Tony Parsons

There are a lot of sources of information out there, so why don't you curate for yourself a list, like a real…

— Biz Stone

So keep fightin' for freedom and justice, beloveds, but don't you forget to have fun doin' it. Lord, let your laughter ring…

— Molly Ivins

Oh I believe in loving cats and dogs and children and parents – sometimes – but I don’t believe in romantic love.…

— Amy Jenkins

We are becoming like cats, slyly parasitic, enjoying an indifferent domesticity. Nice and snug in the social, our historic passions have withdrawn…

— Jean Baudrillard