“Sometimes people come into your life just to teach you how not to become them.” — Jenny Lawson Come Copy Share Image
...you are defined not by life's imperfect moments, but by your reaction to them. — Jenny Lawson Defined Copy Share Image
...and whenever I had menstral cramps, I could just pretend that Voldemort was close. — Jenny Lawson Cramps Copy Share Image
If you enjoyed high school, you were probably a psychopath or a cheerleader. Or possibly both. — Jenny Lawson Adolescence Copy Share Image
“Depression lies and that I can’t trust my own critical judgment when I’m sick” — Jenny Lawson Depression Copy Share Image
“I turned to my cousin, "My turn-ons are Rainbow Brite and unicorns.” — Jenny Lawson Cousin Copy Share Image
When I was in junior high I read a lot of Danielle Steele. So I always assumed that the day I got… — Jenny Lawson Brother Copy Share Image
“Listen to the tiny voice inside your head. Unless it's trying to tell you that you're worthless. Then, fuck that voice. That… — Jenny Lawson Tiny Voice Copy Share Image
It's funny because the most sane women I've ever met are my mom and my grandmothers. I think you have to be… — Jenny Lawson Environment Copy Share Image
“Also, if you try to make a shrimp boil but the bag of spices bursts and so you just toss it all… — Jenny Lawson Food Copy Share Image
Because you are defined not by life's imperfect moments, but by your reaction to them. And because there is joy in embracing… — Jenny Lawson Absurdity Copy Share Image
Writing is my therapy. In addition to my real therapy. God knows where I'd be without it. I'd probably still be at… — Jenny Lawson God knows Copy Share Image
So many of us feel like we're misfits until we finally find our tribe - the other people who are are strange… — Jenny Lawson Clicks Copy Share Image
“If I'd have been thinking I would have left some Woolite and my delicates by the sink for him to rinse out,… — Jenny Lawson Humour Copy Share Image
“Women scare enough, but bloggers can be even more frightening to deal with. Most bloggers are emotionally unstable and are often awkward… — Jenny Lawson Bloggers Copy Share Image
That night I looked up at those same stars, but I didn't want any of those things. I didn't want Egypt, or… — Jenny Lawson Childhood Copy Share Image
In fact almost everyone in my yearbook wrote the same thing to me: "To weird girl, you're nice." I didn't think it… — Jenny Lawson Badges Copy Share Image
“Everything in this book is mostly true but some details have been changed to protect the guilty. I know it’s usually about… — Jenny Lawson Books Copy Share Image
“Hey, Grandlibby?” I asked. “What’s a ‘turn-on’?” She paled visibly, looking mildly ill. “Well,” she said…struggling for words, “it’s…um…the things that make… — Jenny Lawson Smiled Copy Share Image
I wanted to write about my disorders for people like my husband or mother who don't suffer but have saved people. Mentally… — Jenny Lawson Battle Copy Share Image
People assume that because I'm a girl and my blog is hot pink that my readership is 90% women, but it's not.… — Jenny Lawson Assuming Copy Share Image
“Then a man onstage quoted Sam Houston, saying, “Texas can make it without the United States, BUT THE UNITED STATES CANNOT MAKE… — Jenny Lawson America Hates Copy Share Image
“Besides, I wasn't the only one with sleep problems, as Victor had been talking in his sleep since he was a kid.… — Jenny Lawson Hotel room Copy Share Image
I have trouble getting approvals from my heath insurance company for basic antidepressants. And I have the best plan my agency has.… — Jenny Lawson Agency Copy Share Image
“Last week my boss told me to rewrite a twenty-page proposal on engagement benchmarking. I turned it in and he wrote a… — Jenny Lawson Constructive criticism Copy Share Image
“When you come out of the grips of a depression there is an incredible relief, but not one you feel allowed to… — Jenny Lawson Depressed Copy Share Image
“I sometimes wonder what it would have been like to have a childhood that was _not_ like mine. I have no real… — Jenny Lawson Childhood Copy Share Image
“In San Antonio the crowd was small because it was the same day as the huge local Fiesta celebration. A man stepped… — Jenny Lawson Around the corner Copy Share Image
“If you try to make a shrimp boil, but the bag of spices bursts, and so you just toss it in along… — Jenny Lawson Dinner party Copy Share Image
“Dear Victor: Wow. That … really got out of hand. I’m sending this cat in as a peace offering. I forgive you… — Jenny Lawson Victor Copy Share Image
I very much own the fact that I'm a misfit. The Internet makes everyone realize they're screwed up. — Jenny Lawson Facts Copy Share Image
