the most terribly human moments - the ones we want to pretend never happened - are the very moments that make us… — Jenny Lawson Defined Copy Share Image
“I MADE MY CATS A WATER BED OUT OF A ZIPLOC BAG AND A SHOEBOX. THEY POPPED IT WITH THEIR CLAWS AND… — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
“Everything in this book is mostly true but some details have been changed to protect the guilty. I know it’s usually about… — Jenny Lawson Books Copy Share Image
Have you ever been homesick for someplace that doesn't actually exist anymore? Someplace that exists only in your mind? — Jenny Lawson Homesick Copy Share Image
“As far as I'm concerned, a house should look lived-in, and I consider it clean as long as I don't stick to… — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
“Something wonderful about experiencing life with friendly strangers and stranger-friends who all fit in your pocket.” — Jenny Lawson Friendship Copy Share Image
“And while our families made their way to the church doorsteps to prepare to throw birdseed at us, we hid in the… — Jenny Lawson Family Copy Share Image
“There's a very mean girl down the hall who's trying to get me fired. I'm no good with confrontation, so whenever I… — Jenny Lawson Humor Copy Share Image
“Then a man onstage quoted Sam Houston, saying, “Texas can make it without the United States, BUT THE UNITED STATES CANNOT MAKE… — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
Some people we define as trolls are just critics. Sometimes they have a point. And I hear them. But for the ones… — Jenny Lawson Comment Copy Share Image
“By my tenth glass of wine I started to wonder whether there was something wrong with my palate. Everyone else was marking… — Jenny Lawson Mental health Copy Share Image
It's interesting with my blog, because it feels to me less like a blog and more like a forum, because my readers… — Jenny Lawson Be humble Copy Share Image
“Hey, Grandlibby?” I asked. “What’s a ‘turn-on’?” She paled visibly, looking mildly ill. “Well,” she said…struggling for words, “it’s…um…the things that make… — Jenny Lawson Rainbow Brite Copy Share Image
“It would be hard to believe that a man had invented walls when most of them couldn’t even be bothered to close… — Jenny Lawson Hard to believe Copy Share Image
A friend is someone who knows where all your bodies are buried. Because they're the ones who helped you put them there."… — Jenny Lawson Body Copy Share Image
“Some people are afraid of flying, and I am too, but not in the way you think. I’m afraid of getting stuck,… — Jenny Lawson Anxiety Copy Share Image
Writing is my therapy. In addition to my real therapy. God knows where I'd be without it. I'd probably still be at… — Jenny Lawson God knows Copy Share Image
“No one ever died from being sad.” Except that they do. And when we see celebrities who fall victim to depression’s lies… — Jenny Lawson Better off dead Copy Share Image
“Depression lies and that I can’t trust my own critical judgment when I’m sick” — Jenny Lawson Depression Copy Share Image
I very much own the fact that I'm a misfit. The Internet makes everyone realize they're screwed up. — Jenny Lawson Facts Copy Share Image
Having your book edited is like watching your cat being operated on. It's uncomfortable and someone is probably going to get hurt.… — Jenny Lawson Book Copy Share Image
“Usually when I tell people my dad was a Texas armadillo racing champion, they assume I’m exaggerating, but then I pull out… — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
“I know other people who are like me... They are brilliant and amazing and forever broken. I'm lucky that although Victor doesn't… — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
YOU are using a frisbee as a plate." "Uh, what? I'm not using a--oh hang on, this is a frisbee. Weird." Victor… — Jenny Lawson Calm Copy Share Image
Like books, the Internet has saved my life. It helped me recognize that so many people I adore suffer from the same… — Jenny Lawson Adore Copy Share Image
