“No really. What exactly did you do today, Jenny? Quantify it for me." "It's not quantifiable. There aren't even metrics for the… — Jenny Lawson Data Copy Share Image
“And that’s when I realized how incredibly lucky I am to have friends like Laura. Because she took something traumatic and awful… — Jenny Lawson Incredibly Lucky Copy Share Image
In short? It is exhausting being me. Pretending to be normal is draining and requires amazing amounts of energy and Xanax. — Jenny Lawson Being me Copy Share Image
“Sometimes people come into your life just to teach you how not to become them.” — Jenny Lawson Come Copy Share Image
“Personally I prefer to avoid any activity that ends with a strange man offering to "hose the blood off of ye afterward,… — Jenny Lawson Picky Copy Share Image
“If someone asked me to pick out my own vagina’s mug shot out of a lineup of vaginas, I’d be helpless. And… — Jenny Lawson Vagina Copy Share Image
“You should just accept who you are, flaws and all, because if you try to be someone you aren't, then eventually some… — Jenny Lawson Person Copy Share Image
“No matter how shitty it got, I could always look back and say, “At least I don’t have my arm stuck up… — Jenny Lawson Life Copy Share Image
[On acupuncture:] The needles are small and won't hurt at all. In fact, they'll feel good. Ha, ha! Just kidding. They feel… — Jenny Lawson Acupuncture Copy Share Image
“Also, if you try to make a shrimp boil but the bag of spices bursts and so you just toss it all… — Jenny Lawson Pepper spray Copy Share Image
I have trouble getting approvals from my heath insurance company for basic antidepressants. And I have the best plan my agency has.… — Jenny Lawson Agency Copy Share Image
“It’s been my experience that people always assume that generalized anxiety disorder is preferable to social anxiety disorder, because it sounds more… — Jenny Lawson Anxiety Copy Share Image
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