I was having problems with depression and anxiety disorder, and it felt like not blogging about it was creating a false history.… — Jenny Lawson Amount Copy Share Image
“Also, vaginas seem to have less personality than penises, so “Is this your vagina?” would probably be difficult to answer. If someone… — Jenny Lawson Funny Copy Share Image
The first thing I do when I come home is check the refrigerator for cats because I'm convinced that if one dies,… — Jenny Lawson Cat Copy Share Image
The hardest thing to write was explaining what anxiety feels like. Every time I'd try to really write about what it feels… — Jenny Lawson Anxiety Copy Share Image
“I rocked in silence, and realized for the first time that 'home' wasn't this place anymore. It was wherever Victor was. It… — Jenny Lawson First time Copy Share Image
“Victor kind of rolled his eyes when his mom went on about all the debutante balls Victor had gone to with these… — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
I once threw myself a surprise party on Twitter because I was lonely. It was awesome. Thousands of people showed up and… — Jenny Lawson Bunch Copy Share Image
Because you are defined not by life's imperfect moments, but by your reaction to them. And because there is joy in embracing… — Jenny Lawson Absurdity Copy Share Image
When someone writes something hateful and threatening I respond with something like, "I want to be so much like you; I want… — Jenny Lawson Conversation Copy Share Image
“Oh my God, calm down, Darwin. Don't get all crazy just 'cause I threw a vampire monkey wrench in your faulty Jesus-zombie… — Jenny Lawson Oh my god Copy Share Image
“Choosing to work in HR is like choosing to work in the complaint department of hell, except way more frustrating, because at… — Jenny Lawson Business Copy Share Image
“I’d just run into my gynecologist at Starbucks and she totally looked right past me like she didn’t even know me. And… — Jenny Lawson Time Copy Share Image
If you enjoyed high school, you were probably a psychopath or a cheerleader. Or possibly both. — Jenny Lawson Adolescence Copy Share Image
People assume that because I'm a girl and my blog is hot pink that my readership is 90% women, but it's not.… — Jenny Lawson Assuming Copy Share Image
“Also, whenever I read this paragraph to people who don't live in the South, they get hung up on the fact that… — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
...pretty much everyone hates high school. It's a measure of your humanity, I suspect. If you enjoyed high school, you were probably… — Jenny Lawson Assuming Copy Share Image
“I just want to clarify that I don't mean 'without my vagina' like I didn't have it with me at the time.… — Jenny Lawson American express Copy Share Image
One of the most important things I learned is forging a rapport with someone at your insurance company. Know their names. You'll… — Jenny Lawson Appeals Copy Share Image
“I sometimes wonder what it would have been like to have a childhood that was _not_ like mine. I have no real… — Jenny Lawson Childhood Copy Share Image
When Hailey was born my first thought was that I needed a drink and that hospitals should have bars in them. — Jenny Lawson Bars Copy Share Image
High School Is Life’s Way of Giving You a Record Low to Judge the Rest of Your Life By) — Jenny Lawson Giving Copy Share Image
