Calm Quote by Jenny Lawson

“She glanced down at the contents of her plate. Just tell him what it is. Simple. Look at it and say what it is.…

— Kelly Creagh

“A smaller plate got mixed in with the large ones I’m working on. I’m tempted to put it back into the dishwasher by the…

— Corinne Duyvis

“I don’t eat food with silverware—I use sponges. I always clean my plate.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The first thing that struck you about Claire’s plate was its vast emptiness. Of course I’m well aware that, in the better restaurants, quality…

— Herman Koch

Whatever is on your plate got there because you said yes to it.

— Danielle LaPorte

When a waitress tells me the plate is hot I can't help but touch it anyway.

— Anonymous

“How dare you touch my cookies, you bastard!” Jason said in utter disgust before popping the cookie into his mouth and heading back to…

— R.L. Mathewson

I don't have a dishwasher, and I hate washing dishes.

— Kristanna Loken

“[…]Frisbee people won’t let it go. My theory is that this is because there’s a huge overlap between people who are good at Frisbee…

— Mindy Kaling

When I put the plate down, you don't hear a sound. When I pick up a glass, I want it to be just right.…

— Studs Terkel

“Just a pot noodle. Oh - and I found a tin of dog food on the tool shelf.' Misery hissed through Lister's gritted teeth.…

— Grant Naylor