Deserve Quote by Studs Terkel

When a waitress tells me the plate is hot I can't help but touch it anyway.

— Anonymous

I hate when waiters ask.. Are you done with that? When the plate is completely EMPTY... Like nah, imma eat the plate too.

— Lleeann

When I go to a restaurant I always ask the manager, "Give me a table near a waiter."

— Henny Youngman

Sometimes it's like you're a big pie settin' on the table, and everybody runs up and gets their piece of you. When it's over'…

— Loretta Lynn

Have you ever noticed that the waiter who takes your order is not the one who brings your food anymore? What is THAT about?…

— Jerry Seinfeld

“You realise you’re going to owe me dinner after this, right?” “How does McDonald’s sound?” “Inadequate.”

— Sarah Mayberry

I said, "I'll take the T-bone steak." A soft voice mooed, "Oh wow." And I looked up and realized The waitress was a cow.…

— Shel Silverstein

If I ever own a restaurant, I will never allow the waiters to ask if the diners like their dishes. Particularly when they're talking.

— Orson Welles

“No one can argue with that. Restaurant work is total hell. I’m not cut out for waitressing. I tried that when I was eighteen…

— Victoria Fedden

“I grew up having everything served to be on a plate and now suddenly I'm expected to be the one serving.”

— Darby Browne

People who are rude to waiters... I don't like that sort of thing. People who take cuts in line... it doesn't fly!

— Michelle Pfeiffer

You're not even in a restaurant, but... you got served!

— Santino Marella