Waitress Quotes

A poet could write volumes about diners, because they're so beautiful. They're brightly lit, with chrome and booths and Naugahyde and great…

— David Lynch

If I was a waitress, I was too tired at the end of the day when I came home to try to…

— Ann Patchett

When I was growing up I always wanted to be a waitress. My sister opened a restaurant in Mississippi, and I went…

— Lacey Chabert

When I was about 17, I had a row with my mother and left home for six months, renting a flat and…

— Anne Robinson

I have been a waitress, and I was a damn fine waitress too, let me tell you.

— Jessica Lange

I just thought that Adrienne [Shelly] wrote a great character [for Waitress]. It really was all on the page.

— Keri Russell

The whole acting and Hollywood [thing], it's just work to me. Stand-up comedy ruins you so badly for doing television. I don't…

— Doug Stanhope

Television, I love it, everything that happened before television lumped together, never caused folks to turn on a street to stare at…

— Bennett Cerf

Auditioning for television shows - to find a guy who has a lot of experience as a laborer is a bit of…

— Nick Offerman

Cheryl [Hines] and I sat through two screenings at the Sundance Film Festival and during the second one, we said to each…

— Keri Russell

My first waitress job was at Johnny Rockets in New Jersey, and then I waited tables at a sports bar.

— Melissa Rauch

I'm thinking waiters and waitresses are going to be bracing for more customers coming in going, not just kind of where is…

— Michael Moss

The postman wants an autograph. The cab driver wants a picture. The waitress wants a handshake. Everyone wants a piece of you.

— John Lennon

When the waitress puts the dinner on the table, the old men look at the dinner. The young men look at the…

— Gelett Burgess

...Baltimore. It's imperfect. Boy, is it imperfect. And there are parts of its past that make you wince. It's not all marble…

— Laura Lippman

Eric,” she said, “maybe someday one of the waitresses will get pregnant, and we can go to a baby shower!” “That would…

— Charlaine Harris

Waitresses, soldiers, rickshaw drivers, old ladies selling vegetables - my father would schmooze anybody. He was Clintonesque before the word existed. And,…

— Scott Anderson

I was starting to wonder if I was ready to be a writer, not someone who won prizes, got published and was…

— Ann Patchett

I was at a restaurant, and I ordered a chicken sandwich, but I don't think the waitress understood me. She asked me,…

— Mitch Hedberg

I'd played dumbasses a lot. On Mad About You, I played a very dumb waitress and they saw me.

— Lisa Kudrow

I was photographing every meal I ate, every person I met, every waiter or waitress who served me, every bed I slept…

— Stephen Shore

Last time I was down South I walked into this restaurant, and this white waitress came up to me and said: 'We…

— Dick Gregory

We went to lunch and were talking about procrastination and the waitress overheard us and she said, 'I have a problem with…

— Ellen DeGeneres

I wasn't a good waitress, but I was told that I was very nice and charming, so people liked me anyway.

— Jennifer Aniston

“The waitress serving the wedding party was a short young blonde. She took their orders efficiently and delivered everyone’s food correctly. "If…

— Marie Zhuikov