“Caro, you're a pretty girl, but I'd no sooner fuck a good waitress than I'd key my own car” — Kelly Braffet Copy Share Image
The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
When the waitress puts the dinner on the table, the old men look at the dinner. The young men look at the… — Gelett Burgess Copy Share Image
If the waitress comes, order me a coffee and something that involves bacon. — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
I have been a waitress, and I was a damn fine waitress too, let me tell you. — Jessica Lange Copy Share Image
I just thought that Adrienne [Shelly] wrote a great character [for Waitress]. It really was all on the page. — Keri Russell Copy Share Image
If I was a waitress, I was too tired at the end of the day when I came home to try to… — Ann Patchett Copy Share Image
My later jobs as a waitress felt like a posh paradise after my first one at Boston Market. — Kat Timpf Copy Share Image
I realized that being an actor was something I never owned up to, in a weird way. I would be a hostess… — Sandra Bullock Copy Share Image
My mother was a very wonderful woman. When she and my dad divorced, she moved to California and worked two jobs in… — Dolores Huerta Copy Share Image
“You know that feeling when you’re at your favorite restaurant and you see the waitress coming with your food, that happy feeling… — Shelly Crane Copy Share Image
Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think… — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
People who treat waitresses or waiters rudely - or taxi drivers - I have very little tolerance for those people. They work… — Chloe Sevigny Copy Share Image
“When we are true to ourselves, and follow these impulses that sweat from our compressed and broken souls we may just find… — Danielle Rohr Copy Share Image
If your knowledge is in your hands and in your mind, then nobody can take it away from you. Be kind and… — GloZell Copy Share Image
My cousin Louie, we walk into a bar, and he says, Dom, I think that waitress knows me. What do you think… — Dom Irrera Copy Share Image
After so many drive-in waitresses becoming movie stars, there has been this real drought, when along come class; somebody who actually went… — Billy Wilder Copy Share Image
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The waitress walk away. Everyone look's at each other and then laugh. The laugh it feel so cathartic. It break the ice… — Seinfeld 2000 Copy Share Image
“And now, the waitress standing in front of them. She was beaming, as if Ian had just handed her a puppy with… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I don't know if I can handle living in Tokyo. I feel like the culture shock would be so intense, especially with… — Stephen Bruner Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. You were a stranger playing a gig in this pub where I was waitressing. I felt… — Crystal Hudson Copy Share Image
...Baltimore. It's imperfect. Boy, is it imperfect. And there are parts of its past that make you wince. It's not all marble… — Laura Lippman Copy Share Image
pulled into my convenient neighborhood fast food restaurant. I ordered shrimp salad, onion rings, and a beer. The shrimp were straight out… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
Flappers sounds like where waitresses go after they're too old to work at Hooters. — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
You gon have another drink or you just gon babysit, on to the next one, somebody call da waitress. — Jay Z Copy Share Image
Once I cried in a restaurant because the waitress told me I couldn't eat my soup with a fork, I had to… — Liam Payne Copy Share Image
I was a waitress for a couple of years when I was 18 and with my first pay packet, I paid for… — Davina McCall Copy Share Image
When a waitress tells me the plate is hot I can't help but touch it anyway. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was a waitress years ago when I was first trying to become an actress, waiting tables in New York City. — Kim Dickens Copy Share Image
The postman wants an autograph. The cab driver wants a picture. The waitress wants a handshake. Everyone wants a piece of you. — John Lennon Copy Share Image
Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage! — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
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