Cooking Quote by Gelett Burgess

When a waitress brings the food, old men look at the food while young men look at the waitress.

— Nikhil Saluja

That beautiful moment when you're in a restaurant and you see your food coming then it turns out that it's going to the table…

— Anonymous

That beautiful moment when you see you food coming at a restaurant but it ends up going to the next table -.-

— Anonymous

“The old with the old, the young with the young, the hostess by the tea table, on which there were exactly the same cakes…

— Leo Tolstoy

When I go to a restaurant I always ask the manager, "Give me a table near a waiter."

— Henny Youngman

When the time comes that a man has had his dinner, then the true man comes to the surface

— Mark Twain

When I'm an old lady, I'm going to have my pick of the young men. They'll be like, 'She's Miss Mary Jane!' The young…

— Kirsten Dunst

Young men, hear an old man to whom old men hearkened when he was young.

— Augustus

“I finished eating and motioned to the waiter that I was ready for the check. I looked around the restaurant one last time. The…

— Barry Eisler

When I look in the mirror, I see a gentleman getting a little older and a little wiser.

— Al B. Sure

The old get younger, the young get older.

— Robert D Dangoor

“DINNER went off without a hitch up until the part where people actually sat down at the table and began to eat. After that…

— Stephen Osborne