True democracy is allowing freedom for others even though it reduces ones own. — Robert D Dangoor Democracy Copy Share Image
Girls at the seaside: Too young to handle, too old to hold. — Robert D Dangoor Girls Copy Share Image
People go green with envy because they think the grass is greener on the other side. — Robert D Dangoor Grass is greener Copy Share Image
You dont judge how rich someone is by how much money he has but by how much he wants; the less he… — Robert D Dangoor Dont judge Copy Share Image
I went to see my psychiatrist the other day and told him that I was talking to myself. He replied, Thats all… — Robert D Dangoor Mobile Phone Copy Share Image
I asked my secretary how many words per minute she did. She replied, 80. I asked, On the computer or on the telephone? — Robert D Dangoor Computers Copy Share Image
When I walk in the street I get asked the time so many times that I now reply, What time is it?… — Robert D Dangoor Time Copy Share Image
If you ask for something you have to say Please, if you want to get something you have to please. — Robert D Dangoor Want Copy Share Image
A Schizophrenic patient is told by a nurse, So you hear voices, such as your name being called out! The patient replied,… — Robert D Dangoor Patience Copy Share Image
When you advertise something make sure that what you are advertising is generally well known - NOT including yourself. — Robert D Dangoor Advertise Copy Share Image
Telephone calls have always begun with the question: How are you? But with the mobile phone revolution, it is always followed by… — Robert D Dangoor Phone calls Copy Share Image
A barmaid pours out a pint of lager for a customer in our local pub and she puts it down on a… — Robert D Dangoor Ticket Copy Share Image
Courting couples - are caught in the middle. — Robert D Dangoor Caught in the middle Copy Share Image
