You cannot buy happiness but you have to pay the price. — Robert D Dangoor Happiness Copy Share Image
Telephone calls have always begun with the question: How are you? But with the mobile phone revolution, it is always followed by… — Robert D Dangoor Phone calls Copy Share Image
A prisoner is committed for punishment whereas a sovereign is committed for privilege. — Robert D Dangoor Crime Copy Share Image
Depression is when you're waiting not to do things, whereas happiness is when you cannot wait to do things. — Robert D Dangoor Depression Copy Share Image
There's good in everyone, you just have to get the goodness out of the bad. — Robert D Dangoor Copy Share Image
Ask me no questions and Ill tell you no lies. I wont make an allusion to the illusion. — Robert D Dangoor Copy Share Image
Service not included but if you ask nicely we might consider it! — Robert D Dangoor Service Copy Share Image
I went into a pub and asked the barmaid whether they did Cash back. To my surprise she replied, Actually sir, in… — Robert D Dangoor Copy Share Image
A Schizophrenic patient is told by a nurse, So you hear voices, such as your name being called out! The patient replied,… — Robert D Dangoor Patience Copy Share Image
There's no such thing as an open and shut case unless youve lost the key. — Robert D Dangoor Copy Share Image
You cant fool all the people all the time but you can fool some of the people some of the time and… — Robert D Dangoor Life Copy Share Image
