Girls at the seaside: Too young to handle, too old to hold. — Robert D Dangoor Girls Copy Share Image
True democracy is allowing freedom for others even though it reduces ones own. — Robert D Dangoor Democracy Copy Share Image
Someone with a dog asked how far it was from A to B. I told him 15 lamp posts. — Robert D Dangoor Dog Asked Copy Share Image
Don't bite the hand that feeds you unless youre taking the poison out of the hand. — Robert D Dangoor Poison Copy Share Image
Telephone calls have always begun with the question: How are you? But with the mobile phone revolution, it is always followed by… — Robert D Dangoor Phone calls Copy Share Image
When you advertise something make sure that what you are advertising is generally well known - NOT including yourself. — Robert D Dangoor Advertise Copy Share Image
I went into a pub and asked the barmaid whether they did Cash back. To my surprise she replied, Actually sir, in… — Robert D Dangoor Went Pub Copy Share Image
Depression is when you're waiting not to do things, whereas happiness is when you cannot wait to do things. — Robert D Dangoor Depression Copy Share Image
Now that nearly everyone has access to a computer, are we turning from the rat race to the mouse race? — Robert D Dangoor Computer Copy Share Image
Religion brings man closer to God, but separates man from man. — Robert D Dangoor Religion Copy Share Image
The duty of the tenant is to pay the rent. The duty of the landlord is to collect it. — Robert D Dangoor Responsibility Copy Share Image
When youre in the smallest room of the house youre nearest to God. — Robert D Dangoor God Copy Share Image
Service not included but if you ask nicely we might consider it! — Robert D Dangoor Service Copy Share Image
Almost everyone has a mobile telephone nowadays. Few people listen. — Robert D Dangoor Technology Copy Share Image
If someone asks you for directions be sure you know where you are. — Robert D Dangoor Copy Share Image
Pedestrians are hardly pedestrian because we all have to cross the road. — Robert D Dangoor Pedestrian Copy Share Image
Ask me no questions and Ill tell you no lies. I wont make an allusion to the illusion. — Robert D Dangoor Illusion Copy Share Image
God helps him who helps himself but you have to help others before you can help yourself. — Robert D Dangoor God Copy Share Image
You cannot buy happiness but you have to pay the price. — Robert D Dangoor Happiness Copy Share Image
