Alcohol Quotes

Alcohol is the monarch of liquids.

— Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

“cigarettes and alcohol.”

— N.R. Walker

“All worries are less with wine.”

— Amit Kalantri

Without ME, its just AWESO.

— Becca

Life aint good without alcohol

— Unkown

I never drink alcohol.

— Peter Scolari

Every junkie is like a setting sun.

— Neil Young

Tonight I'm the designated drinker.

— Alan Jackson

Be careful of things like alcohol and drugs.

— Hubert Selby, Jr

Water: You shed tears. Alcohol: You shed fears.

— Robert D Dangoor

Alcohol is like pouring smiles on your brain.

— Chris Hardwick

“Ah, alcohol. The cause and solution to all of life’s problems”

— Johan Twiss

I spent a whole year in 'Spamalot' and didn't have one drop of alcohol.

— Hannah Waddingham

TOP BUNK: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.

— Nikhil Saluja

Alcohol does not solve problems but becomes a problem in itself

— Amit Abraham

Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.

— P. J. O'Rourke

“Across Russia, women have a much longer life expectancy than men, for one simple reason: alcohol.”

— Martin Lindstrom

Drinking coffee for instant relaxation? That's like drinking alcohol for instant motor skills.

— Marc Price

BOYS are like alcohol, you throw them up when you've had too much. GIRLS are like coffee, you throw them away when…

— Anonymous

I can drink like a fish, or at least, someone born with fetal alcohol syndrome.

— Anthony Jeselnik

The true meaning of the precepts is not just that one should refrain from drinking alcohol, but also from getting drunk on…

— Bassui Tokusho

Nothing on earth in fiction is less interesting than characters under the influence of alcohol.

— John L'Heureux

If you keep on drinking rum, the world will soon be quit of a very dirty scoundrel!

— Robert Louis Stevenson

I was your drugs and you were my alcohol and together we forgot about all of our worries.

— Anonymous

The most terrible thing about materialism, even more terrible than its proneness to violence, is its boredom, from which sex alcohol, drugs,…

— Malcolm Muggeridge

I was so bad with the food and alcohol in Nashville. If you saw me naked compared to what I looked like…

— Gwyneth Paltrow

“Alcohol. It sucks the life out of a face and replaces it with its own dumb shine of inanity. It’s up to…

— Kevin Brooks

I don't like alcohol, but I still like to mess around with other stuff occasionally. I think it's important I take mushrooms…

— Evan Dando

“It starts raining harder, I've got a long way to go walking and pushing that sore leg right along in the gathering…

— Jack Kerouac

[T]ea, that uniquely English meal, that unnecessary collation at which no stimulants--neither alcohol nor meat--are served, that comforting repast of which to…

— Angela Carter

I don’t shake at the site of alcohol anymore. I don’t feel the need for it. If anything I’ll get stoned. I…

— Julian Casablancas

Pour me something tall and strong, make it a Hurricane before I go insane. It's only half past twelve but I don't…

— Alan Jackson

“You know that movie, where the little boy says 'I see dead people'? The Sixth Sense. Well, I see them all the…

— Tess Gerritsen

“Alcohol makes other people less tedious, and food less bland, and can help provide what the Greeks called entheos , or the…

— Christopher Hitchens

At the bottom of the social heap is the black man in the big-city ghetto. He lives night and day with the…

— Malcolm X

In college I took a class from a professor who changed my whole life. I can't really remember what his name was,…

— Bill Ervin

“His abhorrence and fear of alcohol did not extend to his power as host. He kept a huge cupboard of drinks in…

— John McGahern

“Two wives despaired of him,’ he said. ‘When he got engaged to Sylvia, she made it a condition that he should take…

— Evelyn Waugh

“There has never been a 'war on drugs'! In our history we can only see an ongoing conflict amongst various drug users…

— Sebastian Marincolo

“Well, I may not have a framed Latin diploma, but I know crazy talk when I hear it. Alcohol has been an…

— Dave Barry