Computer Quotes

My desk top

— Anonymous

Computers are stupid.

— Pablo Picasso

Amazing what a computer can do

— Anonymous

Are you living in a computer simulation?

— Nick Bostrom

Always trust computer games.

— Ridley Pearson

In a world without fences, who needs Gates?

— Scott McNealy

Computers don't lie, but liars can compute.

— Terry Hayes

The purpose of computers is human freedom.

— Ted Nelson

You can't write poetry on the computer.

— Quentin Tarantino

His computer password is "password.

— Chuck Palahniuk

All problems in Computer Science can be solved by another level of indirection.

— Butler Lampson

You never heard ofplugging her in ? My God, Myrnin, you made a vampire computer?

— Rachel Caine

The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.

— Andy Rooney

When I was 9 years old I got my first computer, an Amiga 500.

— Peter Sunde

Although I cannot move and I have to speak through a computer, in my mind I am free.

— Stephen Hawking

Drawing on a computer doesn't make any sense to me. It's not intuitive.

— Chris Ware

I think I'll side with the pissheads on this one.

— Larry Wall

The drugs of the future will be computers. The computers of the future will be drugs.

— Terence McKenna

There's a lot of music that sounds like it's literally computer-generated, totally divorced from a guy sitting down at an instrument.

— Aimee Mann

No human investigation can be called real science if it cannot be demonstrated mathematically.

— Leonardo da Vinci

Despair leads to boredom, electronic games, computer hacking, poetry and other bad habits.

— Edward Abbey

When the first American steps on the red dust of Mars, it's going to be because of computer scientists.

— Marillyn Hewson

They've finally comes up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

— Milton Berle

I guess my favorite Web site would be theonion.com. I used to read that paper all the time in New York, and…

— Reid Scott

To sit down at a computer every day and write a script is commendable. I don't have the patience for it, but…

— Shiloh Fernandez

Steve Jobs, the pioneer of the computer as a jail made cool, designed to sever fools from their freedom, has died.

— Richard Stallman

Although I'm not prepared to move up my prediction of a computer passing the Turing test by 2029, the progress that has…

— Ray Kurzweil

The term, information at your fingertips, is to remind people what a broad role the personal computer will be playing. It's not…

— Bill Gates

“Instead of trying to produce a programme to simulate the adult mind, why not rather try to produce one which simulates the…

— Anonymous

Rarely is it possible to study all of the instructions to a game before beginning to play, or to memorize the manual…

— Mary Catherine Bateson

Derek looked at Kylie and half chuckled. "The last time I saw that look from girls, there was a handwritten note on…

— C.C. Hunter

The computer seems easy because Apple makes the products so easy to use at home. It's the simple things, like getting the…

— Chris O'Donnell

What is Oracle? A bunch of people. And all of our products were just ideas in the heads of those people -…

— Larry Ellison

People are mostly focused on defending the computers on the Internet, and there's been surprisingly little attention to defending the Internet itself…

— Danny Hillis

I'm not a big computer person.

— Bud Luckey

Don't wear rollerskates to a tug-of-war.

— Larry Wall

Computer games... I don't get it either.

— Alla

“the Manhattan hotel computer”

— Joe Conlan

Why am I arguing with a computer?

— Edge

Computers are not accountable. People are.

— George Richard Marek