I'm sorry, but you just made me lose my sense of humor, which is deeply regrettable. — Larry Wall Copy Share Image
Computers are like horses; they can sense fear and will act based on that. — Adam C. Engst Copy Share Image
Above all, remember that the computer simply isn't as intelligent as you are. — John Paul Caponigro Copy Share Image
The only reason in the world that I bought a computer was to look up UFO sites. — Tom DeLonge Copy Share Image
Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. NO is the answer. — Erik Naggum Copy Share Image
It feels as if ever since the iPhone was released, the Macintosh computer has become just another leverage point in this other… — Douglas Rushkoff Copy Share Image
The word 'phobic' has its place when properly used, but lately it's been declawed by the pompous insistence that most animosity is… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
Scientists in California have discovered a chemical in the brain that causes use of Windows in otherwise normal human beings. It's called… — David Pogue Copy Share Image
It's kind of astonishing that people trust strangers because of words they write on computer screens. — Howard Rheingold Copy Share Image
If you don't handle [exceptions], we shut your application down. That dramatically increases the reliability of the system. — Anders Hejlsberg Copy Share Image
One day ladies will take their computers for walks in the park and tell each other, "My little computer said such a… — Alan Turing Copy Share Image
If a product costs $10,000 or $20,000 it has limited use. This is what the first computers cost! Only when almost everyone… — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
As a rule, software systems do not work well until they have been used, and have failed repeatedly, in real applications. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So I think things are going to get closer and closer to each other, because the screens will force that to happen.… — Glenn Close Copy Share Image
Computers are still technology because we are still wrestling with it: it's still being invented; we're still trying to work out how… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
In life sciences, we find a reasonable balance between men and women. In engineering and computer science, we have a major problem.… — Freeman A. Hrabowski III Copy Share Image
The part of the brain that is watching the television and is on the computer at the same time, preparing to jump… — Marianne Williamson Copy Share Image
We can either passively continue on the road to utter domestication and destruction or turn in the direction of joyful upheaval, passionate… — John Zerzan Copy Share Image
If you taught me to read and provided for me the same computer system as someone has provided for Stephen Hawking, I,… — Garth Stein Copy Share Image
I guess I'm just the kind of person who likes to do it all. It's fun to put on the writer's hat… — Drew Goddard Copy Share Image
One problem with writing on the computer, as I do, is that the page is never really 'blank." It is backed by… — Dan Chiasson Copy Share Image
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