Computer Quote by Alan Turing

Living with computers gives funny ideas.

— Wim Crouwel

“I told you, computers are like women. If you shout at them or ask them to do too many things at once, they shut…

— Kim Harrison

My little computer said such a funny thing this morning.

— Alan Turing

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, *Mypenis,* and the wife falls on…

— Tamika-leeigh

A man is helping his wife make a password for the computer. He types in mypenis. The wife then starts laughing hysterically when it…

— Brii Ann

“A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of…

— Olav Laudy

After a long day at work, I want someone to come home, turn on my video and think, 'Oh my God, how girls get…

— Lilly Singh

“The young woman shrugged, walked to her computer, picked it up. She flopped down on the couch and scanned through it. This was something…

— Jeffery Deaver

Being a club pro and all, a guy trying to keep up with golf's modern technology, I hadn't found much time for Internet dating,…

— Dan Jenkins

The first thing I tell women is this: They think that coding or being in any computer field is very solitary, very solemn, that…

— Jacky Rosen

; a man is helping his wife make a password for the computer. he types in mypenis. the waife then starts laughing hysterically when…

— Me

“-Hey, neighbor, is your wife free for a date today? -No, I’m taking her out this afternoon? -Great! Then you won’t mind if I…

— Jarod Kintz