Computer Quote by Alan Turing Download Open image “My little computer said such a funny thing this morning.” — Alan Turing ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Computer Computers Funny Funny things Littles Morning Said Walks in the park
One day ladies will take their computers for walks in the park and tell each other, "My little computer said such a funny thing… — Alan Turing Copy Share Image
I just got a fortune cookie that says "Turn off your computer and read a book" which is odd because I'm WRITING a book...on… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
It's hard to program a computer to make jokes. The brain needs to do something here; the brain needs to come up with something… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
“When I was a kid, they had a saying, 'to err is human but to really fuck it up takes a computer.’ ” — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share Image
So today my dad and I were sitting in the living room. My sister was walking by on her way to her room when… — Sheryne Brooks Copy Share Image
The inside of a computer is as dumb as hell but it goes like mad! — Richard P. Feynman Copy Share Image
Your computer needn't be the first thing your see in the morning and the last thing you see at night. — Simon Mainwaring Copy Share Image
There was no joke I could make that was too offensive. I can actually remember at least one time where my mother told me… — Seth MacFarlane Copy Share Image
“I told you, computers are like women. If you shout at them or ask them to do too many things at once, they shut… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
Bell Labs Cafeteria, New York, 1943: His high pitched voice already stood out above the general murmur of well-behaved junior executives grooming themselves for… — Alan Turing Copy Share Image
A man provided with paper, pencil, and rubber, and subject to strict discipline, is in effect a universal machine. — Alan Turing Copy Share Image
We are not interested in the fact that the brain has the consistency of cold porridge. — Alan Turing Copy Share Image
Sometimes it is the people no one imagines anything of who do the things that no-one can imagine — Alan Turing Copy Share Image
No, I'm not interested in developing a powerful brain. All I'm after is just a mediocre brain, something like the President of the American… — Alan Turing Copy Share Image
Instruction tables will have to be made up by mathematicians with computing experience and perhaps a certain puzzle-solving ability. There need be no real… — Alan Turing Copy Share Image
Sometimes it is those that nobody imagines anything of that does the things that nobody can imagne. — Alan Turing Copy Share Image
There is, however, one feature that I would like to suggest should be incorporated in the machines, and that is a 'random element.' Each… — Alan Turing Copy Share Image
It seems probable that once the machine thinking method had started, it would not take long to outstrip our feeble powers… They would be… — Alan Turing Copy Share Image
A very large part of space-time must be investigated, if reliable results are to be obtained. — Alan Turing Copy Share Image
Issac:"I dislike living in a world without Augustus Waters." Computer: "I don't understand-" Issac: "Me neither. Pause — John Green Copy Share Image
If you stood me in a costume next to a computer graphic of the same-looking character, I think there would be a difference. And… — Warwick Davis Copy Share Image
It's interesting that the greatest minds of computer science, the founding fathers, like Alan Turing and Claude Shannon and Norbert Wiener, they all looked… — Garry Kasparov Copy Share Image
One of our big goals in search is to make search that really understands exactly what you want, understands everything in the world. As… — Larry Page Copy Share Image
We are beginning to see intimations of this in the implantation of computer devices into the human body. — Ray Kurzweil Copy Share Image
I'm from the South, so I'm very old-fashioned and I'm not very computer savvy at all, but I'm getting it. I understand that, if… — Angie Harmon Copy Share Image
“To all the secret writers, late-night painters, would-be singers, lapsed and scared artists of every stripe, dig out your paintbrush, or your flute, or… — Shauna Niequist Copy Share Image
A little bit more than 50% of what you see on screen is handcrafted and the other 50% was about emulating these textures on… — Alex Abreu Copy Share Image
Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
Our brains are great at knowing what to forget. We actually have to teach computers to do the same. — Kevin Maney Copy Share Image
Nor would anybody suspect. If was one thing all people took for granted, was conviction that if you feed honest figures into a computer,… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
