Computer Quote by Alan Turing

One day ladies will take their computers for walks in the park and tell each other, "My little computer said such a funny thing…

— Alan Turing

Anyone with a little computer experience knows that anything can be copied bit by bit with the right equipment.

— Anonymous

“Sometimes it seemed that he'd said six or eight funny things in his life, and that what passed for his sense of humor would…

— Richard Yates

The computer said press any key to continue and you couldn't find the key named "anykey"

— Anonymous

“ It’s a long shot, but this baby is pretty cool.” He pushed the button that brought up the menu. “I need to run…

— Sophie Oak

“They consulted the computer. It said: “I regret I have been temporarily closed to all communication. Meanwhile, here is some light music.” They turned…

— Douglas Adams

From then on, when anything went wrong with a computer, we said it had bugs in it.

— Anonymous

Music is a funny thing when you really come to think about it.

— Miles Davis

Selling wine is all about sizing people up, and it takes a certain amount of chutzpah. The tableside bottle sell is a very funny…

— Joe Bastianich

The funny thing is that I had never actually watched TV.

— Dave Willis

Well, the funny thing is, you are never the same person that you were the day before.

— Jon Foreman

That's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to upset someone.

— Lewis Black