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You loan your friend money. You see them again, they don't say nothin' 'bout the money. 'Hi, how ya doin'? How's ya mama doing?'…

— Chris Tucker

Waitress asked, 'Can I get you guys something to drink?' I'm alone. She giggled at her flub. I solemnly said, 'She's only been gone…

— Kevin Pereira

“Bout a month ago. She came in Boxing Day but I put her out. She was begging people, not even tapping, but begging for…

— Denise Mina

Slap the waitress on the booty, tell her get another round (another round) and when I make it rain, money all over the ground…

— Yung Joc

Some chick came up to me and said something, so I kicked her in the box and shoved her.

— Avril Lavigne

She reached into her coat pocket and felt two things she hadn't expected.... One was a wad of cash... she brought out the money.…

— Rick Riordan

The last girl I went out with blew me off. Now I call her with lame excuses to see her, "Hey, did I leave…

— David Spade

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. She said, "You didn't borrow this." I…

— Steven Wright

Went to get coffee today-opened my change purse. Sea shells fell out. Barista goes "Sorry, we only take cash or credit." So there's that.

— Taylor Swift

“As Patron-Sponser, I am charged with..."-he pasued and consulted the notes-"adding a sense of royal cachet to proceedings today." He waited while a ripple…

— John Flanagan

I kick kittens. I made rude gestures at nuns.

— Cassandra Clare

I have been asked to lend people money - I now only ever give whatever amount is comfortable without thinking it will come back,…

— Anne Robinson