Computers Quote by Robert D Dangoor
“I asked my secretary how many words per minute she did. She replied, 80. I asked, On the computer or on the telephone?”
About This Quote
Source Interview: Workplace humor, 2015
A joke about speed and medium highlights the absurdity of bureaucratic questions.
In simple terms: Humor reveals absurd workplace queries.
Key Takeaway
Don’t over‑complicate simple tasks.
Themes
workplace
humor
communication
efficiency
Mood
lighthearted
critical
Type
interview
humor
When to use this quote
- office culture
- management
- training
Key Concepts
bureaucracy
clarity
productivity
Questions to Reflect On
- How can humor improve workplace clarity?
- When is humor inappropriate?
A Different Perspective
Jokes may undermine professionalism.
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