Charlaine Harris

“Life begins at night”

— Charlaine Harris

I've got libraries in my blood.

— Charlaine Harris

“Yikes. Yahoo. Yum.”

— Charlaine Harris

“Then I happened upon a whore.”

— Charlaine Harris

I like sparkly things.

— Charlaine Harris

“That is what we are. Death.”

— Charlaine Harris

“Sometimes the bitch wins.”

— Charlaine Harris

“Least said soonest meanded”

— Charlaine Harris

Sometimes you just have to regret things and move on.

— Charlaine Harris

“reducing other beings to their component parts.”

— Charlaine Harris

Not a creature was stirring, not even an elf.

— Charlaine Harris

“Food, the southern offering on the altar of crisis.”

— Charlaine Harris

“I had passed; I had become the thing that had happened to me.”

— Charlaine Harris

It was time to pull my moral socks up and behave myself.

— Charlaine Harris

Don’t go looking for trouble; it’s already looking for you.

— Charlaine Harris

Easy to exemplify my true feelings towards him

— Charlaine Harris

“Was this the second body I'd found in the closet, or the third? I wondered why I even opened closet doors any…

— Charlaine Harris

“I didn't see what was in front of me until I thought it might be taken away. - Sam”

— Charlaine Harris

“Los muertos enterrados no me daban miedo. Los vivos y los no muertos eran mucho más peligrosos.”

— Charlaine Harris

I don't write the kind of 'happily ever after' that romance readers enjoy.

— Charlaine Harris

My bodyguard was mowing the lawn in a pink bikini when the body fell from the sky.

— Charlaine Harris

Sometimes, instead of going down the road less taken, you just charge down the beaten path.

— Charlaine Harris

Most humans were on one big island, to the fairies, and that island was adrift on a sea called I Totally Don’t…

— Charlaine Harris

“It might be late September, but is was hot as the six shades of hell.”

— Charlaine Harris

“It's my partner," he said, smiling. It didn't look easy for him, that smile, but it transformed him from a thin-faced freckled…

— Charlaine Harris

My eyes flew open, and I pushed back against rock-hard shoulders. I let out a little squeak of horror. "It's me," said…

— Charlaine Harris

“Don’t worry about not feeling guilty,” Alcide said. “Something’ll come along pretty soon that you’ll feel guilty about. Save it up.”

— Charlaine Harris

Sookie, what have we done? And to whom?" "I killed a chicken. And I cooked it." "Sookie, Sookie. My bullshit meter is…

— Charlaine Harris

No matter what happens in public—no matter what—don’t doubt that I love you and care about your welfare . . . as…

— Charlaine Harris

“Maybe I felt like I'd come so close to forever-death that I'd better step back and take a look at my life.…

— Charlaine Harris

Leave the girl alone, Clete, and let's get back on the road," the tall driver said, and his voice had that "I'm…

— Charlaine Harris

“Pam. Listen.' 'The phone is pressed to my ear. Speak.' 'Appius Livius Ocella just dropped in.' 'Fuck a zombie!' - Sookie &…

— Charlaine Harris

“I'd long wondered if I were really a civilized person, though I kept striving to be one. I knew that at the…

— Charlaine Harris

“I never set out to be a one-night-stand kinda woman. I want to be sure, if I have sex with you, that…

— Charlaine Harris

“That would do the trick," he said hoarsely. "Jesus, Harper, I don't understand why we don't have guys following us from town…

— Charlaine Harris

“Did we have sex?" he asked directly. For about two minutes, this might actually be fun. "Eric," I said, "we had sex…

— Charlaine Harris

“Was I just curious about what the agenda might be at a vampire summit? Did I want the attention of more undead…

— Charlaine Harris

“I trudged back to my bedroom and pushed the door open, intending to wash my face or brush my teeth or make…

— Charlaine Harris

Hoyt was by himself right under one of the portable lights rigged up for the occasion. He had his hands thrust in…

— Charlaine Harris

“Niall had been able to mask the odor of fairy from Eric in the restaurant, but I saw from the flare of…

— Charlaine Harris