It wasn't often you ran into bondage/Elvis/whorehouse-themed vampire club — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
Oh, God, puppy dog eyes. From a six-foot-five ancient Viking vampire. — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
May I search it?" she asked. "We screen for weapons." I stared at her, always a risky thing to do to a… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
“I didn't see what was in front of me until I thought it might be taken away. - Sam” — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
People fidget. They are compelled to look engaged in an activity, or purposeful. Vampires can just occupy space without feeling obliged to… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
Ha," I said. "Oh, ha-ha. Yeah, ’cause they love me. You see how many vampires are up here? Zero, right?" One," said… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
We followed the bondage Bobbsey Twins across the crowded dance floor. Those leather shorts were an adventure from behind, let me tell… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
America is obsessed with youth. We all want to look young forever, and vampires do. They are caught in their prime, if… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
I had never seen so many cute men in one place in my life. But I could tell they were not for… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
I so seldom had to dispose of a human body myself, I was at a loss. Fairies turned into dust, and vampires… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
I snuck a look to see how Eric was taking this, and he was staring at me the same way the Monroe… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
“Apparently, once you got used to regular and spectacular sex, your body had a mind of its own (so to speak) when… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
Should we do this now?" Pam gave an almost inaudible snort. She was smiling in the glow of the streetlight, suddenly exhilarated.… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
“Did we have sex?" he asked directly. For about two minutes, this might actually be fun. "Eric," I said, "we had sex… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
“It's not enough that we have to handle our own race's problems," Claude said. "Now we're sucked into the fucking vampire struggles,… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
Glass shattered, vampires roared, humans screamed. The noise battered at me, just as the tidal wave of scores of brains at high… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
As I watched Bill, waiting with apparent calm for death to come to him, I had a flash of him as I'd… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
You've reached Fantasia, where the undead live again every night," "For bar hours, press one. To make a party reservation, press two.… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
“Was I just curious about what the agenda might be at a vampire summit? Did I want the attention of more undead… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
What I think I'll do is I'll do my best to yank Debbie out of me by the roots. And then I'll… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
As exits go, that's a good one." It was pretty hard to have the last word with a vampire. — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
Appius Livius Ocella made mistakes in his whole long existence. Perhaps changing Eric was his finest hour. He created the perfect vampire.… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
You take I-55 south, and you'll run into I-20. Or you could take..." I was about to be overloaded with information. "Oh… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
Because he sounded so lost-the Eric I knew had never been one to do anything other than assume others should serve him-I… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
Don’t you just hate nights like that, when you think over every mistake you’ve made, every hurt you’ve received, every bit of meanness you’ve… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
All the pictures on the walls, they all white as lilies and smiling like alligators. — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
“Te quiero -dijo- Nada de lo que hagas o digas podrá cambiarlo. Si me pidieras que enterrase un cadáver, o que me cargase a… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
You think that it’s not magic that keeps you alive? Just ‘cause you understand the mechanics of how something works, doesn’t make it any… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
“Sookie: "Eric, when I'm back to being myself, I'm going to nail your ass for putting me in this position of being pledged to… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
“For a moment they all looked at Dermot incredulously, as if he'd just announced he was going to birth a kangaroo.” — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
There’s no way you can kill someone and get to the other side of the experience unchanged. — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
Pam said, "Sookie, I brought you something, too. I never thought I'd want to spend time with a human, but you're more tolerable than… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
For any writers at all, read everything you can and then put your butt in the chair and write. That's all there is to… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
