Humor Quotes by Charlaine Harris

13 Humor quotes by Charlaine Harris

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Harris’s humor, though limited to 13 lines, gives a glimpse of her playful side. It’s a modest yet enjoyable starting point for anyone curious about the lighter moments in her storytelling.

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“You have a nice day, you hear?”

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“I'm a Waitress.”

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“No threatening the cat!" Mr. Snuggly said.”

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“I would feel the urge to attack people, to bite them; they'd all be walking McBloodburgers to me.”

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“Despite the failure of Velda Cannon's Depends, we'd had a great time. ”

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[Eric:] "I'm hoping that the more you see me, the more I'll grow on you." [Sookie:] "Like a fungus?

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It was one of God's jokes that such a dumb mind had been put in such an eloquent body.

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“I think it's 'only polite' that my wife should let me know when she's entertaining a male visitor, furthermore one that has…

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“...Amelia was sitting on the pavement in her lawn chair, a glass of wine in her hand. When we emerged, she set…

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“Men are incomprehensible assholes," I said to Amelia. "NO shit," she said. "When I was searching for Bob today, I found a…

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“I put the books I was returning on the appropriate desk, and I began looking at the shelves of new arrivals. Most…

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“My mouth was dry as cotton and my head hurt like hell. I tried to lift it, and the effort left me…

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“Niall had been able to mask the odor of fairy from Eric in the restaurant, but I saw from the flare of…

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I like sparkly things.

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All the pictures on the walls, they all white as lilies and smiling like alligators.

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“Te quiero -dijo- Nada de lo que hagas o digas podrá cambiarlo. Si me pidieras que enterrase un cadáver, o que me cargase a…

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You think that it’s not magic that keeps you alive? Just ‘cause you understand the mechanics of how something works, doesn’t make it any…

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“Suddenly the blood tasted good, salty, the stuff of life.”

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“Sookie: "Eric, when I'm back to being myself, I'm going to nail your ass for putting me in this position of being pledged to…

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“For a moment they all looked at Dermot incredulously, as if he'd just announced he was going to birth a kangaroo.”

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There’s no way you can kill someone and get to the other side of the experience unchanged.

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Pam said, "Sookie, I brought you something, too. I never thought I'd want to spend time with a human, but you're more tolerable than…

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You know I love you more when you're cold and heartless.

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For any writers at all, read everything you can and then put your butt in the chair and write. That's all there is to…

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“There were toes. Those toes wouldn’t be happy piggies. But they didn’t have any right to be in the way.”

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My gran had always told me that a woman--any woman worth her salt--could do whatever she had to.

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“[..] red high-heeled screw-me shoes.”

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