“Despite the failure of Velda Cannon's Depends, we'd had a great time. ” — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
“I would feel the urge to attack people, to bite them; they'd all be walking McBloodburgers to me.” — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
[Eric:] "I'm hoping that the more you see me, the more I'll grow on you." [Sookie:] "Like a fungus? — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
“I think it's 'only polite' that my wife should let me know when she's entertaining a male visitor, furthermore one that has… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
“Men are incomprehensible assholes," I said to Amelia. "NO shit," she said. "When I was searching for Bob today, I found a… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
“...Amelia was sitting on the pavement in her lawn chair, a glass of wine in her hand. When we emerged, she set… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
“I put the books I was returning on the appropriate desk, and I began looking at the shelves of new arrivals. Most… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
“My mouth was dry as cotton and my head hurt like hell. I tried to lift it, and the effort left me… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
“Niall had been able to mask the odor of fairy from Eric in the restaurant, but I saw from the flare of… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
Don’t you just hate nights like that, when you think over every mistake you’ve made, every hurt you’ve received, every bit of meanness you’ve… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
All the pictures on the walls, they all white as lilies and smiling like alligators. — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
“Te quiero -dijo- Nada de lo que hagas o digas podrá cambiarlo. Si me pidieras que enterrase un cadáver, o que me cargase a… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
You think that it’s not magic that keeps you alive? Just ‘cause you understand the mechanics of how something works, doesn’t make it any… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
“Sookie: "Eric, when I'm back to being myself, I'm going to nail your ass for putting me in this position of being pledged to… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
“For a moment they all looked at Dermot incredulously, as if he'd just announced he was going to birth a kangaroo.” — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
There’s no way you can kill someone and get to the other side of the experience unchanged. — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
Pam said, "Sookie, I brought you something, too. I never thought I'd want to spend time with a human, but you're more tolerable than… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
For any writers at all, read everything you can and then put your butt in the chair and write. That's all there is to… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image