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Bills Quotes by Charlaine Harris

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When paperwork piles up, Charlaine Harris offers a handful of sharp observations that cut through the clutter. These eleven snippets capture her witty take on the endless cycle of invoices, taxes, and the occasional surprise bill that lands on your doorstep.

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Sweetheart," Bill said formally, "I have always loved you, and I will be proud to die in your service. When I'm gone,…

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Of course I am grateful, and I'm sure you are, as you put it, a special vintage," Bill said politely, "But I…

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I love you,” Bill said helplessly, as if he wished those magic words would heal me. But he knew they wouldn’t. “That’s…

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You'll have to ask Bill that, Sookie. And this is the only reason we're going? You're not cleverly using this as an…

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Did you ever think that if you told me where Bill's hiding his computer program, I would give you anything you asked…

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Bubba made a sound of disapproval "You're not supposed to be kissing on anybody else, Miss Sookie" he said "Bill said it…

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My favorite fantasy? You come down into my daytime resting place stark naked," he said, and I could see the gleam of…

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I drank lots of water and orange juice and took a multivitamin and iron supplement for breakfast, which was my regimen since…

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As I watched Bill, waiting with apparent calm for death to come to him, I had a flash of him as I'd…

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Bill said, "She is mine." I wondered if my hands would move. They would. I raised both of them, making an unmistakable…

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Okay," I said. "I'd hoped to avoid this, but... Bill, I rescind your invitation into my house." Bill began walking backward to…

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Don’t you just hate nights like that, when you think over every mistake you’ve made, every hurt you’ve received, every bit of meanness you’ve…

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I like sparkly things.

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All the pictures on the walls, they all white as lilies and smiling like alligators.

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“Te quiero -dijo- Nada de lo que hagas o digas podrá cambiarlo. Si me pidieras que enterrase un cadáver, o que me cargase a…

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You think that it’s not magic that keeps you alive? Just ‘cause you understand the mechanics of how something works, doesn’t make it any…

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“Suddenly the blood tasted good, salty, the stuff of life.”

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“Sookie: "Eric, when I'm back to being myself, I'm going to nail your ass for putting me in this position of being pledged to…

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“For a moment they all looked at Dermot incredulously, as if he'd just announced he was going to birth a kangaroo.”

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There’s no way you can kill someone and get to the other side of the experience unchanged.

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Pam said, "Sookie, I brought you something, too. I never thought I'd want to spend time with a human, but you're more tolerable than…

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You know I love you more when you're cold and heartless.

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For any writers at all, read everything you can and then put your butt in the chair and write. That's all there is to…

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“There were toes. Those toes wouldn’t be happy piggies. But they didn’t have any right to be in the way.”

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My gran had always told me that a woman--any woman worth her salt--could do whatever she had to.

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“[..] red high-heeled screw-me shoes.”

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