I've been standing in the bathroom at the doctors office trying to pee in a cup for an hour. I literally cannot… — Frankie Muniz Copy Share Image
“After a quick glance around, he pulled me into the ladies' room and locked the door. Fantastic, another bathroom.” — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
I can't enjoy a party until I know where the bathroom is. You knew that when you married me. — Hank Hill Copy Share Image
They're a damn nuisance - I've got one in my bathroom and every time I run my bath the steam sets it… — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
Oh, cold world -- I have grown so weary of you and all your horrible bathrooms. — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. — Ani DiFranco Copy Share Image
Waking up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and avoiding all of the mirrors. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ladies; at least clean up the bathroom before taking your profile picture there. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I know she's just trying to make things nice, so I do my part. Now, when I get up to use the… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
What a dichotomy. What conflicting ideas that we love and embrace these women, and entrust them to raise our children and to… — Kathryn Stockett Copy Share Image
There are some ghost stories in Japan where - when you are sitting in the bathroom in the traditional style of the… — Shigeru Miyamoto Copy Share Image
I had an older brother, an older sister and a younger brother, and though I look back fondly on my childhood, I… — Jeff Kinney Copy Share Image
Do me a favor, guys. Don't drink so much that you become the guy that goes into the bathroom and moans while… — Christian Finnegan Copy Share Image
The tobacco markets I worked in were segregated. If you went to the bathroom, there was 'White,' there was 'Colored,' and there… — Kelvin Sampson Copy Share Image
& this girl right here? Who knows what she knows? So I'm going through her phone when she go to the bathroom… — Drake Copy Share Image
I tell ya, I knew my morning wasn't going right. When I put on my shirt the button fell off, when I… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
The bathrooms - that usually would be a porta-potty - were wrapped in a fabric that was neutral to match the fort… — Kanye West Copy Share Image
Cookbooks, it should be stressed, do not belong in the kitchen at all. We keep them there for the sake of appearances;… — Anthony Lane Copy Share Image
Usability is not everything. If usability engineers designed a nightclub, it would be clean, quiet, brightly lit, with lots of places to… — Joel Spolsky Copy Share Image
One of the clues that I chased was that Dan Cooper, whoever he was, found an old magazine story called "How to… — Geoffrey Gray Copy Share Image
This is what I do to keep my head screwed on semi-straight and keep my heart open. Whenever I sing, that's why… — Krishna Das Copy Share Image
It’s wherever you are. If it’s tapped into any of your senses, it knows where you are and what you’re doing.” Oh… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
I took a wrong turn on the way to the bathroom and found myself in a beautifully proportioned room I had never… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's Major Ketchup in the bathroom with the laser scalpel." "Hmm." He sliced a delicately herbed spear of asparagus. "Obviously we were… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
![“The bathrooms - that usually would be a porta-potty - were wrapped in a fabric that was neutral to match the fort ... the same materials that were used to cover the bathroom, we said, 'Let's just use that [to cover a bar at the reception], because this is all we have to make the bar look better.'…” quote by Kanye West](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/37f/kanye-west-242_bars_the-bathrooms-that-usually-would-be-a-po_1846921.jpg)
