Karin Gillespie

“Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.”

— Karin Gillespie

“Beware the high cost of low living.”

— Karin Gillespie

“Stop, Drop, and Roll won't work in Hell.”

— Karin Gillespie

“Fear knocked and faith answered.”

— Karin Gillespie

“My aim is to keep this bathroom clean. Your aim will help.”

— Karin Gillespie

“Church Parking Only. Violaters will be baptized.”

— Karin Gillespie

“When someone gets you hot and bothered, turn on the prayer conditioner.”

— Karin Gillespie

“Jesus is the quicker picker-upper.”

— Karin Gillespie

“Don't be so openminded your brain falls out.”

— Karin Gillespie

“Bacteria is the only culture some people have.”

— Karin Gillespie

“Consciousness is that annoying time between naps.”

— Karin Gillespie