I don't like to go out to clubs, because I find myself seeing remnants of drugs in the bathroom. — Demi Lovato Copy Share Image
One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! — Reif Larsen Copy Share Image
Repeat: Sharing the kids bathroom while my master bath gets renovated is family bonding. So fun. — Jillian Barberie Copy Share Image
Rip Van Winkle, who said, Don't make the bed; I'm just going to the bathroom. Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. — Catherine Zeta-Jones Copy Share Image
Acting is like painting pictures on bathroom tissues. Ten minutes later you throw them away and they are gone. — Shelley Winters Copy Share Image
I started singing in the bathroom, ... Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. — Rod Stewart Copy Share Image
Using a public bathroom is an incredibly embarrassing experience. I enter the stall but can't reach the lock on the door. — Sinead Burke Copy Share Image
I remember one tour with two male-fronted bands, and they had a fight over who could use the bathroom first. Then they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There seems to be only one place in my house where I can have some me time without being bothered with what… — Epifani Savea Copy Share Image
Bathroom, maybe? Which is where I need to go." "Ooh, me, too," Eve said. The boys rolled their eyes, like they'd planned… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
I like 'Goodbye My Lover' because it's a really personal song and I recorded it in my landlady's bathroom in Los Angeles.… — James Blunt Copy Share Image
I thought it would be funny to take a photo in the White House bathroom, I take pictures everywhere I go, but… — John Legend Copy Share Image
Fact: upon locking yourself our of your apartment you will immediately need to use the bathroom. Fact: and then you will stand… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
I dunno, when I started writing really I was like, filling out applications and stuff real early. Last name first, first name… — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
Observation #8: Boys are icky. Do not even get me started on the state of the bathroom. I'm thinking of calling in… — Kate Brian Copy Share Image
She blinked, sat up, and saw Chris in the bathroom doorway. He'd just gotten out the shower. His hair was damp, and… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
I find the older one gets the harder it is to keep the weight off, even if one isn't eating very fattening… — George Harrison Copy Share Image
I always try and stay one step ahead of people, not looking like I looked like last week, so I can be… — Ani DiFranco Copy Share Image
Gambling is so pervasive in Nevada that maybe the state should just go the whole hog. There'd be gum machines that dispensed… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I moved into the garage at my mom's house, she wouldn't let me into the house, and the garage didn't have any… — Luis J. Rodriguez Copy Share Image
Major power and telephone grids have long been controlled by computer networks, but now similar systems are embedded in such mundane objects… — Charles C. Mann Copy Share Image
So you think the best way to prepare kids for the real world is to bus them to a government institution where… — Steven James Copy Share Image
We have the whitest kitchens and the most shining bathrooms in the world. But in the lovely white kitchen the average [person]… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image