That mysterious toothbrush in the bathroom that nobody in your family uses.. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
As a general guideline, never marry anyone that you can't picture helping you go to the bathroom. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
That very annoying moment when you have socks on and you step on water in the bathroom! — Myself Copy Share Image
I actually called a touchdown on national TV in the NFL while going to the bathroom. — Joe Buck Copy Share Image
How you supposed to get fresh in the bathroom with some dirty-ass drawers that belong to someone in this house? — Pauly D Copy Share Image
Through the small tall bathroom window the December yard is gray and scratchy, the tree calligraphic. — Dave Eggers Copy Share Image
Love isn't enough. Where would we live? Here? With your roommates? The only decoration in the bathroom is a bong! -Gabrielle — Desperate Housewives Copy Share Image
In order to satirize adequately, I think you need to bring people down to Earth and be like, 'Yeah, these people drink… — Anna Chlumsky Copy Share Image
I used to always sit in church looking out the windows at the boys, wondering if I could make an excuse to… — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
I had started working in television but it did not pay that much. I was 27, renting this little one-bed flat in… — Anthea Turner Copy Share Image
I'm like, bursting. I should be working. I don't want to take a break. It's funny, on set, I don't have to… — Kristen Stewart Copy Share Image
Studs Lonigan, on the verge of fifteen, and wearing his first suit of long trousers, stood in the bathroom with a Sweet… — James T. Farrell Copy Share Image
The fact that Gene Weingarten and I and Bathroom Inventory are now part of some kind of Matrix of Poop strongly suggests… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
When I was in elementary school, we had the kid who threw chairs, the kid who stuttered, and the kid who went… — Bill Simmons Copy Share Image
When you break your pelvis, you can't do a whole lot. It took me about six weeks to be able to get… — Tony Hawk Copy Share Image
She crawled,” Ben said. There were tears in his voice. That was wrong. Ben barely even tolerated me on the best of… — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
I sit in the sink (while applying makeup). I do. I've broken more sinks...I sit in the sink, on top of a… — Diane von Furstenberg Copy Share Image
I would wake up really early and go into the hotel bathroom, put a towel over the toilet, and put my laptop… — Camila Cabello Copy Share Image
The women in labor must have NO STRESS placed upon her. She must be free to move about, walk, rock, go to… — Grantly Dick-Read Copy Share Image
I didn't go Hollywood on the outside with flashy cars, upstairs maids and mink covered bathroom fixtures. I went Hollywood on the… — Joan Caulfield Copy Share Image
I usually have Kafka biography in my bathroom. It's a book I can open at random and feel interested in immediately. It's… — Tao Lin Copy Share Image
When I'm doing kitchen planning as well as bathroom design, I try to walk through the day with the homeowner. If we're… — Candice Olson Copy Share Image
People who see an unhappy, sulky pop star assume that she's an ungrateful, self-absorbed little ninny. But nobody knows what's really going… — Christina Aguilera Copy Share Image
