I rather like the idea of having all my hours to myself: eating a Fudge Sundae, watching a movie, sleeping on my… — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
When I was on the swim team as a kid, I used to hide out from my coach by going into the… — Jeff Kinney Copy Share Image
And why is it "homophobic" for Senate Republicans to look askance at sex in public bathrooms? Is the Times claiming that sodomy… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
Mother says there are locked rooms inside all women, kitchen of love, bedroom of grief, bathroom of apathy. Sometimes, the men, they… — Warsan Shire Copy Share Image
In really fancy restaurants they never point to the bathroom, they just gesture toward the bathroom or they'll lead you to the… — Nico Muhly Copy Share Image
I was depressed as a child. I found it hard to make friends. My favourite thing was locking myself in the bathroom… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
When one is undone—sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of one’s own vomit, or shivering in… — Aisha Tyler Copy Share Image
There seems to be only one place in my house where I can have some me time without being bothered with what… — Epifani Savea Copy Share Image
I never need to find time to read. When people say to me, ‘Oh, yeah, I love reading. I would love to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every player had a roommate for out-of-town games, so I had to slip into the bathroom early each morning and secretly take… — Ron Santo Copy Share Image
I have been married for 58 years to the same woman. Our secret? Separate bathrooms. — Larry Hagman Copy Share Image
You may not like the idea of putting money into a home when you're moving out. But it's demanded by the market.… — Barbara Corcoran Copy Share Image
With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. — Candice Olson Copy Share Image
I like 'Goodbye My Lover' because it's a really personal song and I recorded it in my landlady's bathroom in Los Angeles.… — James Blunt Copy Share Image
I bet that the best thing about being a hermaphrodite is that you always get to use the bathroom with the shortest… — Brad Wilkerson Copy Share Image
I like to drop in on people who picked on me in high school or whatever, just out of the blue, and… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
A novel is a piece of architecture. It's not random wallowings or confessional diaries. It's a building-it has to have walls and… — John Irving Copy Share Image
When I was a child, all problems had ended with a single word from my father. A smile from him was sunshine,… — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
We found the bathrooms, which were labeled 'Aliens' and 'Femaliens.' 'Finally,' I said to J.Lo. 'Here's a bathroom you're allowed to use. — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
What I said yesterday didn't mean anything! I love everyone in the flock! Plus, it was the Valium talking!" "Uh-huh. You just… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
In our society, more and more, people are running around offended by syllables, even. People are afraid to say anything. It reminds… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
That's something that I learned when I was homeless. Hotels are awesome because they are going to let you in and you… — Lori Petty Copy Share Image
Like most sensible people, you probably lost interest in modern art about the time that Julian Schnabel was painting broken pieces of… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
