Bathroom Quote by Dov Davidoff

“No matter how cultured or ancient the civilization, no average American is going to condone the absence of flush toilets. Not now, not ever.…

— T.R. Fehrenbach

Most modern homes are simply uninhabitable without electricity - you couldn't flush the toilet without it. It's a huge dependency situation.

— Bill Mollison

Every time someone uses a bathroom and they flush, all the bacteria is shot into the air.

— Megan Fox

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

— George Carlin

I'd grown up thinking that a [sanitary toilet] was my right, when in fact it's a privilege - 2.5 billion people worldwide have no…

— Rose George

I didn't understand how. But the toilets had responded to me. I had become one with the plumbing...

— Rick Riordan

I don't like to use toilets - ever.

— Mike Patton

In public toilets you don't have to touch anything. A machine gives loo roll and makes birdie noises so you can't hear the person…

— Kelly Osbourne

I hate it when people come to my house and ask whether I have a toilet. Oh no sorry, we just take our dumps…

— Anonymous

[The flush toilet is] a wonderful waste disposal device. But I think that it's so good it doesn't smell, we can put it in…

— Suman Rai

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls!

— Reif Larsen

Never trust a warm toilet seat in a public restroom

— Nikhil Saluja