Plumbing Quote by Rick Riordan

“I'd made water shoot out of the bathroom fixtures. I didn't understand how. But the toilets responded to me. I had become one with…

— Rick Riordan

Different toilet, SAME SHIT, and I'm sick of explaing this..

— Anonymous

Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!

— Tommy Cooper

I don't like to use toilets - ever.

— Mike Patton

Women really are disgusting, unhygienic creatures. I mean how can they bring themselves to sit on a toilet that has my piss all over…

— Nikhil Saluja

I cleaned many a toilet.

— Shaggy

I'm always so confused when I see a toilet seat up in the ladies restroom.

— Anonymous

Even if I was sitting on a toilet, I still wouldn't give a shit.

— Anonymous

Different toilets… same shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we call it LIFE!

— Mercy Pheona

You learn a lot about people when you're sitting on their bathroom floor or on their toilet seat, rifling through their stuff.

— Emily Weiss

There comes a time in every man's life when he needs his own toilet.

— Patrick Süskind

As a wheelchair user, I am utterly obsessed with toilets, and all my friends know it. A simple invitation to the pub is consistently…

— Stella Young