Can't nobody [mess] with me. I'm like toilet paper, Pampers and toothpaste. I'm definitely proven to be effective. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
An OBE is what you get if you clean the toilets well at King's Cross station. — Michael Winner Copy Share Image
You act like getting pregnant is a disease you can catch from public toilets. — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet. — Uma Thurman Copy Share Image
I didn't understand how. But the toilets had responded to me. I had become one with the plumbing... — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
You know you're big when you sit in the bathtub and the water in the toilet rises. — Art Donovan Copy Share Image
I'm a girl who always looks at toilets and thinks Wow, how do we waste that much water when there are people… — Alysia Reiner Copy Share Image
I was used to getting changed in pub toilets before going on set. Then suddenly I had studios in L.A. advising me… — Harry Treadaway Copy Share Image
You know you've got problems when your head is hanging over the toilet, puking up your dinner, and what you're thinking of… — Teresa Lo Copy Share Image
Growing up, I had a front row seat to seeing two people work really hard. My dad scrubbed toilets at a private… — Mia Love Copy Share Image
People forget what a big issue toilet training is for adults and kids, and it is not fun, especially when you're in… — Robert Munsch Copy Share Image
To wash one's hair, make one's toilet, and put on scented robes; even if not a soul sees one, these preparations still… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've found that it's actually more of a disability to be tall than short. I have no problem fitting into plane toilets… — Warwick Davis Copy Share Image
... he trotted down the hallway on all fours and started in on his second favorite pastime, conversations with plumbing. Just what… — Devon Monk Copy Share Image
Right now I'm scoring goals and I'm the king of the world. And a couple weeks ago I was almost in the… — Alexander Ovechkin Copy Share Image
“Writers often have the cleanest windows, floors, fridges and toilets, the most up-to-date filing system or the best record for returning calls… — Mark David Gerson Copy Share Image
Behavior influences consciousness. Right behavior means right consciousness. Our attitude here and now influences the entire environment: our words, actions, ways of… — Taisen Deshimaru Copy Share Image
When a woman comes to her class, she does not employ her time in making herself look more advantageously what she really… — Joseph Addison Copy Share Image
Eating, bathing, going to the toilet, talking, thinking, and many other activities related to the body are all work. How is it… — Ramana Maharshi Copy Share Image
People go through life blindly, ignoring death like revellers at a party feasting on fine foods. They ignore that later they will… — Ajahn Chah Copy Share Image
I'd like to say is that we shouldn't have an idea that the goal of spiritual practice is to annihilate ones ego,… — Robert Thurman Copy Share Image
NASA's training philosophy is "no surprises." So what they did is put a simulator on Earth where it looks exactly the same… — Mike Mullane Copy Share Image
I propose a limitation be put on how many sqares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I… — Sheryl Crow Copy Share Image
I remember Tallulah (Bankhead) telling of going into a public ladies' room and discovering there was no toilet tissue. She looked underneath… — Ethel Merman Copy Share Image
A cruel joke has been played on us. We are fated always to remember what we learned but never to recall the… — Jo Coudert Copy Share Image
The Merchant, to Secure His Treasure The merchant, to secure his treasure, Conveys it in a borrowed name: Euphelia serves to grace… — Edgar Allan Poe Copy Share Image
Besides, the sense of safety offered by bottled water is a mirage. It turns out that breathing, not drinking, constitutes our main… — Sandra Steingraber Copy Share Image
“In a traditional German toilet, the hole into which shit disappears after we flush is right at the front, so that shit… — Slavoj Žižek Copy Share Image
When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
My daughter is seven, and some of the other second-grade parents complain that their children don't read for pleasure. When I visit… — Anne Fadiman Copy Share Image
The most work he did on [the urinals] was to run a brush once or twice apiece, singing some song as loud… — Ken Kesey Copy Share Image
Don't be upset. Don't listen to me. I only meant that I am jealous of a dark, unconscious element, something irrational, unfathomable.… — Boris Pasternak Copy Share Image
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