You can almost judge how screwed up somebody is by the kind of toilet paper they use. Go in any rich house… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think toilets are more important than temples. No matter how many temples we go to, we are not going to get… — Jairam Ramesh Copy Share Image
The opening for solid waste is very small [in the space ship]. It's not toilet-bowl size. And aim is critical. To be… — Mike Mullane Copy Share Image
How are we doing, Simon?" she whispered into the small microphone in her collar. "Just about..." Simon started slowly. And then he… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
It's a topsy-turvy world in which a country can import the same amount of ice-cream, toilet paper and other goods to trading… — Andrew Simms Copy Share Image
The best time to write is when your life is in the toilet. Writing offers an escape from your problems, so if… — Sabrina Jeffries Copy Share Image
He wanted to go running home to Mommy, what can I say? Of course, it's hard for me to believe that anyone… — Michael Grant Copy Share Image
[Americans] can't understand that the water in our toilet is cleaner than 880 million have access to. — Matt Damon Copy Share Image
Once upon a time I was riding on the top of a First Avenue bus, when I heard a mythical housewife say… — David Ogilvy Copy Share Image
Eating, bathing, going to the toilet, talking, thinking, and many other activities related to the body are all work. How is it… — Ramana Maharshi Copy Share Image
Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
All that matters to me is the man in front of me right now. (Tory) I’m not a man, Soteria. (Acheron) I… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Freshly brainwashed from rehab, I carry the bottle into the bathroom. I hold it up to the light. See the pretty bottle?… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
You can't put toilet paper in the toilet [in the space ship], so there's a separate vacuum can in front of you… — Mike Mullane Copy Share Image
Don't, Ginny, we'll send you loads of owls. We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat. George! Only joking, Mum. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Most of the writing that I do is a complete train of thought process. I'll just be walking down the street or… — St. Lucia Copy Share Image
Making coffee has become the great compromise of the decade. It's the only thing "real" men do that doesn't seem to threaten… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
How'd we come up with the robe? Was some guy just like, 'Hey, I've got an idea! Why don't we make a… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I want a tutor,” Layla said. “It would make doing homework so much easier.” “Me too,” said Kaitlyn. “If Layla gets one,… — Claire LaZebnik Copy Share Image
You kids have fun, and be home by Thanksgiving!" our parents would call to us on Halloween night, as we staggered out… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. — Sheryl Crow Copy Share Image
![“[Americans] can't understand that the water in our toilet is…” quote by Matt Damon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/e41/matt-damon-3371_access_americans-can-t-understand-that-the-wate_61619.jpg)
