Adults Quote by Robert Munsch

I don't like to use toilets - ever.

— Mike Patton

I'd grown up thinking that a [sanitary toilet] was my right, when in fact it's a privilege - 2.5 billion people worldwide have no…

— Rose George

As a wheelchair user, I am utterly obsessed with toilets, and all my friends know it. A simple invitation to the pub is consistently…

— Stella Young

I do like toilets as concepts. Being a toilet is a job that's inherently demeaning, so humanising that is exciting to me.

— Julio Torres

Rules governing defecation, hygiene, and pollution exist in every culture at every period in history. It may in fact be the foundation of civilization:…

— Rose George

You learn a lot about people when you're sitting on their bathroom floor or on their toilet seat, rifling through their stuff.

— Emily Weiss

I flew back just in time to pick up a toilet seat for my girlfriend. It didn't go over that well. I thought, 'It's…

— Ben Affleck

Even if I was sitting on a toilet, I still wouldn't give a shit.

— Anonymous

All that chatter you hear from yuppie parents at the playground about how expensive it is to 'do' bathrooms? It's all true. Every word,…

— Tucker Carlson

I tell myself that's what you get when you put thirty-one toilets on the most popular girl's front yard. People tend to treat you…

— Kathryn Stockett

What was wrong with train toilet doors that just locked, instead of this multiple choice system? If anything goes wrong, you'll be sitting there…

— Frankie Boyle

I am concentrating docilely on the question why U.S. restrooms always appear to us as infirmaries for public distress, the place to reagain control.

— David Foster Wallace