Anything goes Quote by Frankie Boyle
“What was wrong with train toilet doors that just locked, instead of this multiple choice system? If anything goes wrong, you'll be sitting there while the whole toilet wall slowly slides away, unveiling you like a prize on a quiz show. For 500 points, a shitting woman!”
About This Quote
Source Comedy: Stand-up routine, 2012
The joke highlights absurdly dangerous design of train toilets that lock, exposing users to humiliation if malfunctioning.
In simple terms: Locked train toilets can cause embarrassment.
Key Takeaway
Avoid poorly designed facilities.
Themes
humor
design
public spaces
Mood
sarcastic
critical
Type
satirical
observational
When to use this quote
- travel
- public transport
- facility design
- emergency response
Key Concepts
safety
embarrassment
design flaws
Questions to Reflect On
- How would you redesign such a toilet?
- What responsibilities do designers have?
A Different Perspective
Design must prioritize safety over novelty.
