Congratulations you're 18!... On a list of 20 people I'm going to kill. — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
People are medicated and TV is one of the things that they are medicated with. — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
Political correctness has changed everything. People forget that political correctness used to be called spastic gay talk. — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
People who think there's no good way to die have obviously never heard the phrase 'Drug-fuelled-sex-heart-attack'. — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
Not only will America go to your country and kill all your people. But they'll come back 20 years later and make… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
It's always easier to dismiss other people than to go through the awkward and time consuming process of understanding them. — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
I have no real enemies in comedy, but there are a couple of people who I'd laugh about if I heard that… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
In a lot of farther-flung places in Scotland people are guarded at first, but as soon as they get to know you… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
There are a lot of problems with democracy. We need to think about how to find the people most qualified for the… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
“My uncle would have about ten pints some nights and then drive us all home. I guess the feeling was that we… — Frankie boyle Copy Share Image
Of course, it's absurd that we trust the Tories with our day-to-day reality, as so many of them don't really inhabit it.… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
They've bought out a condom now for people with premature ejaculation and they've put an anesthetic in the lining that makes you… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
I've said jokes where I thought people might get up and hit me for this. A couple of people have thought about… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
There's been a thread of coverage implying that Corbyn is a decent guy but he clearly doesn't understand how the world works.… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
We don't live in a shared reality, we each live in a reality of our own, and causing upset is often the… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
“Welcome to Glasgow - the city where we punch people who are on fire.” — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
I'm not Russell Brand or Ricky Gervais, but I have enough money that I don't have to work. Most people who've done… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
Sectarianism is a real problem, but it should be addressed by people engaging with each other - reconciliation. — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
Does anyone find it ironic how a program aimed at old people is called 'Countdown'? — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
My dad is one of the funniest people I know. He's the sort of man who can make you laugh just by… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
People feel much more comfortable with the 'Fifty Shades of Grey' version of women's liberation: possibly feeling life would be much simpler… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
I think you have a lot of rich and Conservative people who control our country who are racist and their views trickle… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
I did Scottish footballer of the year this year, attempted to do some comedy at that. Not the brightest people in the… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
The English are worried about the Euro being brought in because of loss of national identity and rising prices. In Scotland, people… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
British people have a really sophisticated sense of humour, because we're exposed to much more than Europeans and Americans, not least in… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
A lot of racism comes from projection. White Americans have a stereotype of black people being criminals purely because they can't acknowledge… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
I did a ski festival in Austria once. I was struck by how friendly Austrians were, before gradually realising it's more that Glaswegians are… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
Your ruling class don't care about what happens to you. What seems like some enormous upset in your community is undetectable from a helicopter… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
Remember, taboos are just a map of what a society feels it's acceptable to be neurotic about. Taboos aren't rational. — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
For 3 Million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand her over… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
Scientists have just built the world's biggest supercollider, and they're doing experiments to see what makes up protons. I hope that if the experiment's… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
When I went to school, sex education was mainly muttered warnings about the janitor. — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
If you feel more emotion looking at a picture of queuing lorries than a picture of desperate humans living in a lay-by, you need… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
People who think there's no good way to die have obviously never heard the phrase 'Drug-fuelled-sex-heart-attack'. — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
I feel sorry for Obama because he's still got to fight the innate racism of Americans. I mean, did you see his first speech,… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
In a lot of farther-flung places in Scotland people are guarded at first, but as soon as they get to know you they really… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
