Congratulations Quote by Frankie Boyle Download Open image “Congratulations you're 18!... On a list of 20 people I'm going to kill.” — Frankie Boyle ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Congratulations Funny Humor Lists People
All I can say is that I wont be alive after eighteen or seventeen even. — Jasmine Laura Copy Share Image
How fucked up are you. Just leave me alone. I keep telling you I'M NOT 2 I'M 20 DAMN YEARS OLD — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh, my God. I've just told you how old I am. Nobody knows how old I am. I'm going to have to kill you… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Welcome to the world of freedom. However, make sure that you use your freedom wisely. For now only you will be accountable for the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You may have been born 18 years ago but you have become legitimate in this world only today. So cheers to that and Happy… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I did a ski festival in Austria once. I was struck by how friendly Austrians were, before gradually realising it's more that Glaswegians are… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
Your ruling class don't care about what happens to you. What seems like some enormous upset in your community is undetectable from a helicopter… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
Remember, taboos are just a map of what a society feels it's acceptable to be neurotic about. Taboos aren't rational. — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
For 3 Million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand her over… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
Scientists have just built the world's biggest supercollider, and they're doing experiments to see what makes up protons. I hope that if the experiment's… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
When I went to school, sex education was mainly muttered warnings about the janitor. — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
If you feel more emotion looking at a picture of queuing lorries than a picture of desperate humans living in a lay-by, you need… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
People who think there's no good way to die have obviously never heard the phrase 'Drug-fuelled-sex-heart-attack'. — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
I feel sorry for Obama because he's still got to fight the innate racism of Americans. I mean, did you see his first speech,… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
In a lot of farther-flung places in Scotland people are guarded at first, but as soon as they get to know you they really… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't think anybody can be a success who doesn't like what they do. [But it's] no job if it has no challenge; there's… — Malcolm Forbes Copy Share Image
Often a certain abdication of prudence and foresight is an element of success. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
That means more to me, truthfully, than commercial success. To be a loved human being is much more important to me then any of… — Richard O'Brien Copy Share Image
Congratulations to each and every one of you for the concert last night in New York and vice versa. — Eugene Ormandy Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Thierry Henry on a truly wonderful career. One of the great footballers of our time and a top bloke. Bonne chance. — Gary Lineker Copy Share Image
From day-break to day end may you two find solace in each others arms! Many congratulations on your big day! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Compliments of congratulation are always kindly taken, and cost nothing but pen, ink and paper. I consider them as draughts upon good breeding, where… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
“You're back where you swore yourself you wouldn't be The familiar shackles you can't tell from your own skin Your head's under water when… — Sanhita Baruah Copy Share Image
Never rank, rate, or compare coaches, children, concerts, or championships or congratulations. Just enjoy them all. — Bill Walton Copy Share Image
Congratulations! Wishing you lots of wonderful moments of togetherness now & always, may God bless you. Happy Engagement Day! — Anonymous Copy Share Image