You're pregnant? Congratulations, the world needs another mindless, semiliterate consumer. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
Love one another and you will be happy. Its as simple and as difficult as that. — Michael Leunig Copy Share Image
I cannot expect to perform the task with equal ability and success. — Martin Van Buren Copy Share Image
Success to me is having ten honeydew melons and eating only the top half of each slice. — Barbra Streisand Copy Share Image
Congratulations on having just enough Facebook friends to appear popular, but not needy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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Riches attract attention, consideration, and congratulations of mankind. — John Adams Copy Share Image
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Neither were you [born yesterday], unless of course I am wrong, in which case welcome to the world, little baby, and congratulations… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think you can have moderate success by copying something else, but if you really want to knock it out of the… — Lee Ann Womack Copy Share Image
Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It's going to get us out of the house after dark! — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Like a lighthouse on a dark night, may your love for one another always shine brightly. Congratulations on your wedding day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The key to realizing a dream is to focus not on success...but significance!!! Then...even the small steps and little victories along your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“[Hannah:] Here is to Rylie Cates: May your pens never run out of ink, your computer never run out of power, and… — Jessica Lave Copy Share Image
The press exerts the pressure of dissent on officials otherwise inclined to rest content with the congratulations of their retainers. — Bill Vaughan Copy Share Image
Surprisingly enough, I haven't had a letter from Amateur Boxing Scotland bosses offering their congratulations for my Melbourne medal win. — Kenny Anderson Copy Share Image
You want to make me the best soldier possible. Go down and look at the standings. Look at the all-time standings. So… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
“Congratulations, everyone," I announce as I open the door to Noam's study. "You've finally broken Meira, the crazy, orphaned soldier-girl. She's snapped,… — Sara Raasch Copy Share Image
I don't think anybody can be a success who doesn't like what they do. [But it's] no job if it has no… — Malcolm Forbes Copy Share Image
When I won 'Top Model,' the first thing I was told was - outside of Tyra's 'Congratulations' - Janice Dickinson said, 'Now… — Eva Marcille Copy Share Image
Success is like a high-rise building I'm on the first floor. There are a lot of people in the basement or the… — Justin Guarini Copy Share Image
It wasn't a kiss, human, so don't get excited." She sputtered in outrage. "I don't know what putting your lips on someone… — Larissa Ione Copy Share Image
Please receive in the name of the Spanish government and the people of Spain our warmest congratulations for your election as Supreme… — Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero Copy Share Image
In history as in life it is success that counts. Start a political upheaval and let yourself be caught, and you will… — Hendrik Willem van Loon Copy Share Image
I know it's late, but could you find a book for me? It's called The Slavs: Study of Pagan Tradition by Osvintsev."… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Hillary called and it was a lovely call. And it was a tough call for her. I mean, I can imagine. Tougher… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
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Stella: I got a nose for trouble. I can smell it ten miles away. . . . I can smell trouble right… — Thelma Ritter Copy Share Image
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I didn't tell anybody [had got a role at As Good As It Gets], because I was just going, "Well, that was… — Julie Benz Copy Share Image
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![“I don't think anybody can be a success who doesn't like what they do. [But it's] no job if it has no challenge; there's nothing to it if there are no problems. The essential thing is liking what you're doing.” quote by Malcolm Forbes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/05c/malcolm-forbes-1510_challenges_i-don-t-think-anybody-can-be-a-success-w_13342.jpg)
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