I have a problem with that silver medal. It's like, 'Congratulation s, you almost won. Of all the losers, you're the number… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I cannot expect to perform the task with equal ability and success. — Martin Van Buren Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Obama! He's now increased the debt more in three years than George W. Bush did his entire eight year presidency.… — Frank J. Fleming Copy Share Image
The pressures are intense, because the rewards for success and the penalty for failure are more and more. — Alan Hansen Copy Share Image
I don't understand why people whose entire lives or their corporate success depends on communication, and yet they are led on occasion… — Frank Luntz Copy Share Image
I am too sure that you will not fail in your matrimonial home; we will be consistent and persistent in remembering you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is no doubt that the reason for my awful oversight was over-confidence that sapped my sense of danger. So that is… — Alexander Kotov Copy Share Image
When will the men do something besides extend congratulations? I would rather have President Roosevelt say one word to Congress infavor of… — Susan B. Anthony Copy Share Image
Neither were you [born yesterday], unless of course I am wrong, in which case welcome to the world, little baby, and congratulations… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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Like a lighthouse on a dark night, may your love for one another always shine brightly. Congratulations on your wedding day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The fireworks begin today. Each diploma is a lighted match. Each one of you is a fuse. — Ed Koch Copy Share Image
Congratulations on your job at the bank! Yes. You work for the bank. After taxes, your largest expense is your mortgage and… — Robert Kiyosaki Copy Share Image
Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It's going to get us out of the house after dark! — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Congratulations on having just enough Facebook friends to appear popular, but not needy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Muslims must believe that all power, success and victory comes from God alone. — Abu Bakar Bashir Copy Share Image
I always considered myself very successful even before the success of Secrets and Lies. — Brenda Blethyn Copy Share Image
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