I've got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It's love-hate; it's sexy, but not sexy. So it's either you get… — Carrot Top Androgynous Copy Share Image
Before I got addicted to comedy, I was seriously thinking about playing tennis full time. I joined the tennis team and played… — Carrot Top About Copy Share Image
It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends. — Carrot Top Dating Copy Share Image
I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage, you start speaking more and becoming more… — Carrot Top Becoming Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to do a segment on a talk show. Jay Leno has been such a good friend, and if he… — Carrot Top Allow Copy Share Image
I've always believed that it's important to give something back to the world and community. — Carrot Top Always believe Copy Share Image
I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything. — Carrot Top Fun Copy Share Image
Almost every day, someone asks if I ever flat iron my hair. I say, 'No, because I'm afraid it wouldn't look good… — Carrot Top Asks Copy Share Image
Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable. — Carrot Top Call me Copy Share Image
So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen for a… — Carrot Top Happens Copy Share Image
I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny. — Carrot Top Animated Copy Share Image
Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. More people should do it. — Carrot Top Games Copy Share Image
People always say to me, Youre really attractive - in an unusual way. No one ever just says, Youre attractive. — Carrot Top Attractive Copy Share Image
We must strive to move forward in life, by acknowledging the forces that are thrusted upon ourselves by means of fear, and… — Carrot Top Fake Copy Share Image
I've experienced plenty of times when something I think is funny doesn't do very well. And there are times when something I… — Carrot Top Audience Copy Share Image
People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big. — Carrot Top Bigs Copy Share Image
I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that… — Carrot Top Always Copy Share Image
Me in drag is kind of scary, actually. It's frightening. I actually look pretty good. — Carrot Top Actually Copy Share Image
I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's… — Carrot Top Adidas Copy Share Image
I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny. — Carrot Top Class Copy Share Image
I think it's important for me, for my crew and for the audience to bring something new to each show. I have… — Carrot Top Act Copy Share Image
The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials. — Carrot Top Blessing Copy Share Image
The street in the center of town was Butts road. I stole the sign and told the audience, this must be where… — Carrot Top Audience Copy Share Image
