People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something. — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable. — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big. — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
People always say to me, 'You're really attractive - in an unusual way.' No one ever just says, 'You're attractive.' — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a… — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
We must strive to move forward in life, by acknowledging the forces that are thrusted upon ourselves by means of fear, and… — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
I do go through a mini depression because one minute there are people yelling and screaming for me on stage and the… — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
People always say to me, Youre really attractive - in an unusual way. No one ever just says, Youre attractive. — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. More people should do it. — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
Some people even think I wear a wig. Do they think I went into a salon one day and said, Can you… — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that… — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
I had a Neighborhood Crime Watch sign in my dorm wall in college. People would come in and laugh at it. 'Where… — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
I've got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It's love-hate; it's sexy, but not sexy. So it's either you get it or… — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
Before I got addicted to comedy, I was seriously thinking about playing tennis full time. I joined the tennis team and played with a… — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends. — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage, you start speaking more and becoming more of a… — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to do a segment on a talk show. Jay Leno has been such a good friend, and if he would allow… — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
I've always believed that it's important to give something back to the world and community. — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything. — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
Almost every day, someone asks if I ever flat iron my hair. I say, 'No, because I'm afraid it wouldn't look good and wouldn't… — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable. — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen for a reason. — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny. — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
