I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy. — Carrot Top Carrots Copy Share Image
My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh. — Carrot Top Fitting Copy Share Image
Some people don't realize that I've had a career pre-commercials. — Carrot Top Career Copy Share Image
It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. — Carrot Top Congratulations Copy Share Image
When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me. — Carrot Top Comedian Copy Share Image
When I was younger I always thought, 'If I were ever a comedian I'd make it like a rock concert.' I wanted… — Carrot Top Always Copy Share Image
Everybody has their own style. If you went to the movies every week and everybody acted the same way Tom Cruise did,… — Carrot Top Boys Copy Share Image
Some people even think I wear a wig. Do they think I went into a salon one day and said, Can you… — Carrot Top One day Copy Share Image
I would like to be someone like Steve Martin. That's the path I'd like to follow. — Carrot Top Path Copy Share Image
I have a home in Orlando. That's kind of my default 'getaway' city. — Carrot Top Cities Copy Share Image
I do go through a mini depression because one minute there are people yelling and screaming for me on stage and the… — Carrot Top Because Copy Share Image
My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I thought I… — Carrot Top Comedy Copy Share Image
I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me… — Carrot Top Because i can Copy Share Image
Everyone has the gift of laughter inside of them. All the world is a prop. — Carrot Top Gift of laughter Copy Share Image
On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of… — Carrot Top Areas Copy Share Image
People always say to me, 'You're really attractive - in an unusual way.' No one ever just says, 'You're attractive.' — Carrot Top Always Copy Share Image
I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a… — Carrot Top Bother Copy Share Image
In movies, you don't get reactions: Live, when you do a joke, you know in a second whether it's good or bad.… — Carrot Top Allowed Copy Share Image
I had a Neighborhood Crime Watch sign in my dorm wall in college. People would come in and laugh at it. 'Where… — Carrot Top College Copy Share Image
I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards. — Carrot Top Billboards Copy Share Image
People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something. — Carrot Top Compare Copy Share Image
