What did the carrot say to the wheat? Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet. — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
I understand being less sexy than Osama bin Laden, but not less sexy than Carrot Top. That, I find offensive. — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
The truly healthy alternative to that chip is not a fake chip; it’s a carrot. — Mark Bittman Copy Share Image
“Have some carrots. They're good for your eyes." "Then you have some fries. They're good for your... I don't know. They're just… — Sarah Ockler Copy Share Image
The day is not far off when one ordinary carrot may be pregnant with revolution. — Emile Zola Copy Share Image
We need to ban all air-freighted food. Carrots from Holland. Potatoes from Egypt. It's got to stop. — Ian Brown Copy Share Image
I'm all over the place with muffins. Carrots are great. Banana, chocolate chip, they rock, too. — Shawn Mendes Copy Share Image
Some guy invented Vitamin A out of a carrot. I'll bet he can't invent a good meal out of one. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me. — Rip Taylor Copy Share Image
I'm not going to work for the sake of working. I'll work, if I'm extraordinarily lucky enough to continue having the same… — Carey Mulligan Copy Share Image
The apples stewed with prunes are excellent, except for the prunes, I won't eat prunes myself. Well, there was one time when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Knowledge is like the carrot, few know by looking at the green top that the best part, the orange part, is there.… — Nasreddin Copy Share Image
All snowmen look to the sky, knowing their death will be delivered by the horizon. Before dawn, their life becomes the darkest.… — Craig Stone Copy Share Image
The universe is simmering down, like a giant stew left to cook for four billion years. Sooner or later we won’t be… — Arthur Bloch Copy Share Image
I recycle. I have a house in the south of France and I have a small garden. My name is Dujardin -… — Jean Dujardin Copy Share Image
I eat vegetarian a lot. I buy only fresh ingredients and cook from scratch - that way, when I feel like snacking… — Nadia Giosia Copy Share Image
Production goes up and up because high pressure advertising and salesmanship constantly create new needs that must be satisfied: this is Admass-… — J. B. Priestley Copy Share Image
If you truly get in touch with a piece of carrot, you get in touch with the soil, the rain, the sunshine.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Did Anton try the carrots?” “I believe so. Flavio seems happier, at least on that count, and I have noticed now that… — James Austen Copy Share Image
I've got a theory, it could be bunnies... I've got a theor- Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes They've got them… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We're dealing here," said Vimes, "With a twisted mind." "Oh, no! You think so?" "Yes." "But... no... you can't be right. Because… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
We should be able to bring the practice of meditation hall into our daily lives. We need to discuss among ourselves how… — Nhat Hanh Copy Share Image
Be careful what you say. It comes true. It comes true. I had to leave home in order to see the world… — Maxine Hong Kingston Copy Share Image
I think everyone can recognize the one-upmanship and the competition that go on wherever you are, especially among groups where the women… — Rachel Johnson Copy Share Image
To-day I think Only with scents, - scents dead leaves yield, And bracken, and wild carrot's seed, And the square mustard field;… — Edward Thomas Copy Share Image
