Joan Rivers telling Lauren Bacall her dress is all wrong is like Carrot Top telling Lenny Bruce he needs to get an… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
Tibby cried into her soup when it finally came. "I'm scared... ," she told it. The carrots and peas made no reply,… — Ann Brashares Copy Share Image
When a man is small, he loves and hates food with a ferocity which soon dims. At six years old his very… — M. F. K. Fisher Copy Share Image
“Effective foreign policy has always involved the use of both sticks and carrots, and finding the right balance between the two is… — Hillary Rodham Clinton Copy Share Image
Some people are absolutely funny and you want to wish them Happy Thanksgiving in funniest way possible. Here is the list of… — Jim Davis Copy Share Image
It takes 16 lbs of grain to make 1 lb of beef. It takes 1 lb of grain to make 1 lb… — John Robbins Copy Share Image
We as parents are our children's first and best role models, and this is particularly true when it comes to their health.… — Michelle Obama Copy Share Image
Personally, I like to juice up several different kinds of fruit and vegetables - which may include various combinations of bananas, red… — David H. Murdock Copy Share Image
What would Kathy say if she knew I let the whole crew eat those Oreos when they never did eat their carrot… — Dean Hughes Copy Share Image
What healthy religion is saying is that the real life is both now and later. You have to taste the Real first… — Richard Rohr Copy Share Image
Tonight, when we were eating dinner, Marta said something that really knocked me for a loop. She said, "I love carrots." "Good,"… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I am open to the accusation that I see compost as an end it itself. But we do grow some real red… — Roy Blount, Jr Copy Share Image
“But the kitchen will not come into its own again until it ceases to be a status symbol and becomes again a… — Phyllis McGinley Copy Share Image
And then, well . . . He might have slept for a bit. He rather hoped he was sleeping, because he was… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
Every foreign policy of every major nation involves reason, common sense, carrots and sticks. You can't have all carrots and no sticks. — Fred Thompson Copy Share Image
History tells us what works in the gym, and everything else walks down the road with a carrot in its ass. — Mark Rippetoe Copy Share Image
My idea of a good place to shop is Costco - it has these heavily marbled fillet steaks. The idea of eating… — Charlie Munger Copy Share Image
Heaven is the place where the donkey finally catches up with his carrot: hell is the eternity while he waits for it. — Russell Green Copy Share Image
To tell the truth I cannot call my childhood bad. In your childhood you can't compare things: one eats carrots, one eats… — Roman Abramovich Copy Share Image
The worst job I ever had was as a forensicologist for the United Nations. One time I thought I'd come across the… — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
You take souls for vegetables… The gardener can decide what will become of his carrots but no one can choose the good… — Jean-Paul Sartre Copy Share Image
Follow up the interview with a phone call. If Carrot Top can figure out how to use a phone, so can you. — Tom Cole Copy Share Image
As a bounty hunter, I have to dress the part. If I came to the door and looked like Carrot Top, you'd… — Duane Chapman Copy Share Image
Peas went with carrots as infallibly as ham went with eggs. For years I thought carrots and peas grew on the same… — Peg Bracken Copy Share Image
Orange strengthens your emotional body, encouraging a general feeling of joy, well-being, and cheerfulness. Orange vibration foods are: oranges, tangerines, apricots, mangoes,… — Tae Yun Kim Copy Share Image
I like carrots that have got a bit of personality and have three or four legs! They may look weird but they… — William Katt Copy Share Image
I think I've been on a path ever since I was born, a path of high stress. I put myself, my career,… — Melissa Etheridge Copy Share Image
I juice everything! Whether it's beet, carrot, or apple, I'll juice it. I always keep brown rice in the kitchen. I'll often… — Misty May-Treanor Copy Share Image
A fellow will hack half a year at a block of marble to make something in stone that hardly resembles a man.… — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
I'm a human garbage can, but I don't like veggies unless they have Velveeta cheese on top. And forget crunchy broccoli and… — Sherri Shepherd Copy Share Image
Everything I do, I do on the principle of Russian borscht. You can throw everything into it beets, carrots, cabbage, onions, everything… — Yevgeny Yevtushenko Copy Share Image
When I'm off the road, and I can really control my diet down to the calorie, I juice seven days a week.… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
Some people think that macrobiotic philosophy is no more than the teaching of a diet - the eating of brown rice, carrots,… — George Ohsawa Copy Share Image
At work, we have fantastic catering people. They feed the cast and crew all day, and they're sensitive to the needs of… — Lisa Edelstein Copy Share Image
For me, it's the unexpected and surprising combinations of produce that are the most exciting and lure me into the kitchen for… — Marlo Thomas Copy Share Image
Be sure to buy organic versions of the 'dirty dozen:' the fruits and vegetables that, when grown conventionally, are loaded with pesticides… — Suzanne Somers Copy Share Image
I'm in awe of comedians that do things that I can't do, whether it be a one-liner comic like Anthony Jeselnik, whether… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
Governments, existing primarily to protect and enhance capitalism, maintain their power through the use of technologies that control the populace - by… — Kirkpatrick Sale Copy Share Image
Pizza certainly has its place in school meals, but equating it with broccoli, carrots and celery seriously undermines this nation's efforts to… — Jared Polis Copy Share Image
We need to figure out a 'harvest system' to collect the produce that stores don't put out for customers to buy because… — Mario Batali Copy Share Image
