Bedroom Quote by Jack Handey

“ 'You remember asking me if I'd ever begged?' I wiped the corner of my eyes, sniffed. 'Is this about to get kinky?' ”

— Josh Lanyon

“Where ya goin’?” Coleen asked. “I’m taking Lena to dinner, then we’re going dancing.” Coleen threw a hand on her hip. “You don’t smell…

— Robin Alexander

“Her roommate was at the table with a grin that was all trouble. “So you’re not going to tell me about last night?” Erica…

— Lisa Kessler

“The other night when I walked by and saw you in the media lounge, I fantasized about throwing you up on the table and…

— Rachel Gibson

“The woman set Sig's chocolate orgy out in front of her and deposited my steak on the table. "Y'all must work out," the waitress…

— Elliott James

“Sorry. You don’t think he’s hot?” She waited for my answer, but I was too busy choking. I just shook my head no. “That…

— Beth Ehemann

“You started that one.” Her mouth dropped open. “I didn’t say anything!” “Sweetheart, your eyes said it all.” He lowered his hand from his…

— Cindi Madsen

“We got hungry around three in the morning, and ordered a ton of pizza from an all-night pizza place. Afterward, Blake talked a guy…

— Wendy Higgins

“she chuckled a throaty laugh, what I liked to call her sex-laugh, “because I see three very sexy men, with not many clothes on,…

— C.M. Stunich

“[after Bram bit Nora at her request] It hit me then that she wasn't half as disgusted as she should be. '[Nora, a]re you…

— Lia Habel

“With a knowing tilt of his lips, he ran his knuckles over the silky underwear, up and down, shifting the material over her achy,…

— Tessa Bailey

“I want to have sex with you" he told her back. "Touch you until you squirm with pleasure." Laurel's head shot around. "What did…

— Erin McCarthy