Bedroom Quote by Jack Handey
“Tonight, when we were eating dinner, Marta said something that really knocked me for a loop. She said, "I love carrots." "Good," I said as I gritted my teeth real hard. "Then maybe you and carrots would like to go into the bedroom and have sex!" They didn't, but maybe they will sometime, and I can watch.”
![“[after Bram bit Nora at her request] It hit me then that she wasn't half as disgusted as she should be. '[Nora, a]re you … sure you're okay with it?' She pulled her sleeve back up and shrugged. She was quiet for a minute before asking, '[Bram. ]Did you enjoy it?' I decided to tell the truth. 'Yes…” quote by Lia Habel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/fd4/lia-habel-3222_bram_after-bram-bit-nora-at-her-request-it-hi_2341537.jpg)
