Deep thought Quote by Jack Handey

“I wonder if Seal got his name because it looks like his face was mauled by a Great White shark?”

— Jarod Kintz

One time at the beach this guy was swimming in the ocean yelling 'Help! Shark! Help!'. I just laughed, I knew that shark was…

— Anonymous

Somewhere in the ocean, a shark was missing its cold eyes because this man had them.

— Steve Hamilton

“When I’m in the ocean, I swim alone, because I’m a shark-eating man. I’m also a man-eating man, though to be fair I thought…

— Jarod Kintz

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, he just waved

— Roumain

I saw a man at the beach screaming, 'Help, shark, help!' I laughed because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

— Anonymous

One shark turned to the other to say he was fed up chasing tuna and the other said, 'Why don't we go to Morecambe…

— Ann Winterton

Kneeling on the sea bottom in a place known as Tiger Beach, I watched a 12-foot- long female tiger shark cruise over the turtle…

— Brian Skerry

“Into the sea I’d love to sink When with both eyes a shark can blink Is he a brave fish or a marine man?…

— Munia Khan

And as he, who with laboring breath has escaped from the deep to the shore, turns to the perilous waters and gazes.

— Dante Alighieri

Were the diver to think on the jaws of the shark, he would never lay hands on the precious pearl.

— Saadi

“I wonder if the singer named Seal got his name by using his cheeks as chumming material for Great White sharks.”

— Jarod Kintz