Deep thought Quote by Jack Handey Download Open image “Sometimes I wonder if I'm patriotic enough. Yes, I want to kill people, but on both sides.” — Jack Handey ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Deep thought Enough Patriotic People Sides Sometimes Sometimes i wonder Want Wonder
But my patriotism goes for something beyond what we have. We don't have something that I want to die for - anymore. — Jack Bowman Copy Share Image
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I'm not some patriot. I didn't have some yearning to defend my country or anything. I was poor. — JPEGMAFIA Copy Share Image
I'm more patriotic than I am political - I appreciate politics but I'm not quite too sure if that's a road I'm willing to… — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
No, I make no pretension to patriotism. So long as my voice can be heard on this or the other side of the Atlantic,… — Frederick Douglass Copy Share Image
You're not patriotic just because you back whoever's in power today or their policies. You're patriotic when you work to improve the lives of… — Edward Snowden Copy Share Image
You are patriotic when you condemn and fight for fellow citizens. That is patriotism for me. — Jwala Gutta Copy Share Image
“You might think there is nothing more patriotic than dying for your country, but I think there is nothing more patriotic than living for… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I think the best Thanksgiving we ever had was one where we didn't even have a turkey. Mom and Dad sat us kids down… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I don't understand people who say life is a mystery, because what is it they want to know? — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the president, because what if he tells a… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal, trying to swim to shore, because WHERE DOES HE THINK… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I wish I lived back in the Old West days, because I'd save up my money for about twenty years so I could buy… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Why do there have to be rules for everything? It's gotten to the point that rules dominate just about every aspect of our lives.… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Here's a suggestion for a new animal, if some new ones get created or evolve: something that stings you, then laughs at you. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
When you go ice-skating, try not to swing your arms too much, because that really annoys me. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
When you go to a party at somebody's house, don't automatically assume that the drinks are free. Ask, and ask often. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I had always assumed that the right way to do it was to these engineers, put them in offices by themselves with doors that… — Eric Schmidt Copy Share Image
The amount you give isn't important. What matters is what that amount represents in terms of your life. — Jim Rohn Copy Share Image
As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never knew an early-rising, hard-working, prudent man, careful of his earnings, and strictly honest who complained of bad luck. — Henry Ward Beecher Copy Share Image
At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I don't understand people who say life is a mystery, because what is it they want to know? — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I guess I kinda lost control, because in the middle of the play I ran up and lit the evil puppet villain on fire.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the president, because what if he tells a… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I release all criticism. I only give out that which I wish to receive in return. My love and acceptance of others is mirrored… — Louise Hay Copy Share Image