The apparent goal of the journey is simply the carrot the universe dangles before you to get you to learn the lessons… — Alan Cohen Copy Share Image
Life, people learned, was not easy. Life was not cake. Life was not a carrot cake. — Tao Lin Copy Share Image
I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there… — Liam Neeson Copy Share Image
How're the Broncos doing?" "Like a bunch of carrots." "Is that bad?" "Can carrots play baseball?" "I guess not." "Then you have… — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
You ask me what life is. That's like asking what a carrot is. A carrot is a carrot, and there's nothing more… — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
You can't always get someone where you want to with just sticks. There have to be some carrots, there have to be… — Dennis C. Blair Copy Share Image
I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy. — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
I write longhand on legal pads, about half at home and half in cafes. I drink a lot of water and eat… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
You wouldn't replace your carpet at home if you still had a hole in the roof...We're talking about any time you start… — Lou Barletta Copy Share Image
The food was so good that with each passing course, our conversation devolved further into fragmented celebrations of its deliciousness: 'I want… — John Green Copy Share Image
I'm obsessed with broccoli, carrots, celery, string beans, snap peas, black kale, brussels sprouts, cabbage - I could go on! They used… — Lisa Edelstein Copy Share Image
At home in Devon, my wife Jessica does a huge proportion of the cooking - I do the basics. My timing is… — Jonathan Dimbleby Copy Share Image
Well actually I'm not a man but a carrot. The band was eating salads one day and a carrot fell off of… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
It's a lot harder to get people to 'ooh' and 'aah' over beets and carrots than it is to get them to… — Charlie Trotter Copy Share Image
It would take a lot of time and effort (to repair the computers). And they can't run (programs and games) kids are… — Bob Schneider Copy Share Image
If shoppers looked at crooked carrots, misshapen potatoes, slightly dinged apples or too-small peaches and thought, wow, that looks delicious, imagine the… — Dana Cowin Copy Share Image
You have to negotiate from positions of strength. And right now with Iran, we're not negotiating from a position of strength. The… — John Bolton Copy Share Image
I don't see what's so good about being genuine. Clog dancing is genuine. Isn't being fake more of an achievement? At least… — Emma Forrest Copy Share Image
Yes, I'm obsessed with health, which has been an interesting journey. I went down the raw-food diet route, but got ill. It… — Naomie Harris Copy Share Image
Many mornings I check out the news as soon as I wake up, because if it turns out that the world is… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
Beer drinkers have been duped by mass marketing into the belief that it makes sense to drink only one brand of beer.… — Stephen Beaumont Copy Share Image
It was Carrot who'd suggested to the Patrician that hardened criminals should be given the chance to 'serve the community' by redecorating… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
When your Super Bowl guests arrive, they should find a mound of potato chips large enough to conceal a pony sitting in… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Reading any collection of a man's quotations is like eating the ingredients that go into a stew instead of cooking them together… — Christopher Buckley Copy Share Image
“You should eat more than that. It must take a lot of lettuce and carrots to keep up any kind of normal… — Thea Harrison Copy Share Image
Dangling a carrot in front of a donkey—or anyone else for that matter—is not nice, and not fair, unless you eventually plan… — Vera Nazarian Copy Share Image
“If I had an orange penis, and an erection, I might take offense at carrot eaters. Baby carrots.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. — Mae West Copy Share Image
Final installment of Things More Fun Than Reading the Sarah Palin Memoir: Driving into a tree, microwaving your head, and getting stabbed… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Gregor lifted the knife and slammed it down. The tops of the carrot rolled across the table, some hitting the floor. "What… — Karen Hawkins Copy Share Image
My work is very controlled. I leave nothing to chance. Chance comes afterward... Making a film is like cooking a pot au… — Philippe Claudel Copy Share Image
The reality of our business is that for every actor who's rolled up his tent and given up and gone home, the… — Scott Bakula Copy Share Image
But I have an African or Indian approach to what I find. I like to make use of everything. I can't bear… — Eduardo Paolozzi Copy Share Image
If you've got a plot the size of a car or a tiny yard in Italy, you're going to be growing tomatoes… — Frances Mayes Copy Share Image
Colon thought Carrot was simple. Carrot often struck people as simple. And he was. Where people went wrong was thinking that simple… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
While Congress can't overturn the Supreme Court, we can provide carrots and sticks to prevent local governments from unfairly taking property from… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hope is the denial of reality. It is the carrot dangled before the draft horse to keep him plodding along in a… — Margaret Weis Copy Share Image
I make sure to sleep eight hours, and I'm much better about eating, because I'm not standing in front of my pantry.… — Lisa Loeb Copy Share Image
In my first video diary I explained my love for women who have a taste in carrots. Since then, I have received… — Louis Tomlinson Copy Share Image
My mother accidentally gave me food poisoning. She fed me baby carrots for a snack before Christmas dinner - but they had… — Busy Philipps Copy Share Image
![“You wouldn't replace your carpet at home if you still had a hole in the roof...We're talking about any time you start waving a carrot such as American citizenship without securing the borders, that number [of undocumented immigrants] that we have today I believe will double or triple.” quote by Lou Barletta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/2cc/lou-barletta-35140_american-citizenship_you-wouldn-t-replace-your-carpet-at-home_1427368.jpg)
