Carrots Quotes · Page 2

Never, ever get satisfied; keep the carrot in front of the horse.

— Jack LaLanne

The day will come when carrots are more valuable than carats.

— Steve Fowler

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.

— Mitch Hedberg

A carrot is as close as a rabbit gets to a diamond.

— Don Van Vliet

“All carrots dissapear one day, and so nature goes.”

— Monaristw

I think they named the orange before the carrot.

— Demetri Martin

“See, that's what I like about you, Carrots You're not fussy.”

— Cynthia Hand

IBM doesn't want its people to get frustrated and restless because it has them reaching for carrots they can't quit

— Buck Rodgers

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.

— Mae West

A small pepperoni pizza on a tortilla is healthier than salmon teriyaki with rice and carrots.

— Jorge Cruise

If you were to draw Bugs, the easiest way is to learn how to draw a carrot and then hook a rabbit…

— Chuck Jones

For four to six months at a time, I would barely eat. I lived on a diet of Melba toast, carrots, and…

— Alanis Morissette

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter.

— Fran Lebowitz

Carrots might be good for my eyes, but they won't straighten out the curveball.

— Carl Furillo

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.

— Carrot Top

Nobody seems more obsessed by diet than our antimaterialist, otherworldly, New Age, spiritual types. But if the material world is merely illusion,…

— Edward Abbey

I slice up a ton of cucumbers, celery, carrots and red and yellow peppers. Keep them in your fridge so you always…

— Summer Sanders

When you see the carrot at the end of the stick, what do you do to get it? These kinds of things…

— Philip Seymour Hoffman

It won't happen yet, Ellen mused, mashing cooked carrots for Jill's lunch. Breakups seldom do. It will unfold slowly, one little tell-tale…

— Sylvia Plath

I hate fussing about in the kitchen when I have people over to supper, so I make a rich beef stew cooked…

— Deborah Moggach

For instance, I assume those "carrots" we have on our keyboards were there originally to express "greater than" and "less than." Then…

— Michael Bierut

I was working with mud and photographs and thread, eyelashes, carrots and acetone... I was throwing radios off buildings and... remember floating…

— William Wegman

You wouldn't replace your carpet at home if you still had a hole in the roof...We're talking about any time you start…

— Lou Barletta

There are a couple of different types of food I eat a lot. I was raised in the South, in Tennessee, so…

— Megan Fox

What happens is most of us are so busy in our lives with our families and our vocation which we should be,…

— Darold Treffert

The swift December dusk had come tumbling clownishly after its dull day and, as he stared through the dull square of the…

— James Joyce

English Bohemianism is a curiously unluscious fruit. ... Inside this hothouse, huge lascivious orchids slide sensuously up the sweating windows, passion-flowers cross-pollinate…

— Alan Coren

Since the advent of the Internet - more recently compounded by blogging - everyone can be a published voice. Any cowardly, anonymous…

— Lynda Resnick

I'll quit eating meat when you get a cow out here to beat me at a poetry slam. Only so many words…

— Sherman Alexie

If it were possible to live without causing harm to any living being at all, then indeed we might well choose not…

— Sharon Gannon

You have to negotiate from positions of strength. And right now with Iran, we're not negotiating from a position of strength. The…

— John Bolton

As I see it, a green salad is an open invitation to carrots, onions, mushrooms, tomatoes, and the sprouts that grow in…

— Victoria Moran

I usually eat four or five raw carrots with my meat, and that is all. I must be part rabbit; I never…

— Marilyn Monroe

There comes a point where you see no evidence that the carrot and diplomacy are working.

— John F. Kennedy

The carrot and the stick are prevasive and persuasive motivators. But if you treat people like donkeys, they will perform like donkeys.

— John Whitmore

Thus, be every device from the stick to the carrot, the emaciated Austrian donkey is made to pull the Nazi barrow up…

— Winston Churchill

You don't look in the eyes of a carrot seed quite in the way you do a panda bear, but it's very…

— Cary Fowler

The apparent goal of the journey is simply the carrot the universe dangles before you to get you to learn the lessons…

— Alan Cohen

Life, people learned, was not easy. Life was not cake. Life was not a carrot cake.

— Tao Lin

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there…

— Liam Neeson