Carrots Quote by Mitch Hedberg Download Open image “If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.” — Mitch Hedberg ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Carrots Drunk Rabbits
The Easter Bunny ate all of the carrots that we left for him. What a pig. — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
So many eager young bunnies that I'd love to pursue. Now even though they eaten out the palm eaten out the palm of my… — Bruno Mars Copy Share Image
“Some enterprising rabbit had dug its way under the stakes of my garden again. One voracious rabbit could eat a cabbage down to the… — Diana Gabaldon Copy Share Image
If the poor rabbits knew I was selling their dead bodies for wine, they would be heartbroken. — David Adams Richards Copy Share Image
Rabbits are very wise, very stealthy, and highly nutritious, which brings me back to very wise. — Grass Hopper Copy Share Image
And then, well . . . He might have slept for a bit. He rather hoped he was sleeping, because he was quite certain… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
“Bunny rabbits may not look like New York City sewer rats, but they’re still rodents.” — Melissa Petreshock Copy Share Image
Domestic rabbits don't have the sense that God promised animal crackers. — Sharyn McCrumb Copy Share Image
We don't usually write up accidents involving rabbits. - Joe Morelli — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I don't wear a watch because I want my arms to weigh the same. So if somebody asks me what time it is, I… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
There was a product on late night TV that you could attach to your garden hose - "You can water your hard-to-reach plants with… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Imagine if you were a drummer, and you accidentally picked up two magic wands instead of sticks. There you are, keeping the beat, the… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I like wearing necklaces, because it lets me know when I'm upside down. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I'm sick of Soup Of The Day, man. It's time we make a decision. I need to know what Soup From Now On is. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I have a friend who is a juggler. If I'm at his house, I don't like to take food from him, if it's in… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I don't get the regular AIDS test anymore. I get the roundabout AIDS test. I ask my friend Brian, "Do you know anybody who… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I don't know how to fix a car. If the car breaks down, and the gas tank does not say "E", I'm screwed. But… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
What's a sesame seed grow into? I don't know we never give them a chance, what the fuck is a sesame?! It's a street...… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the salt." — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
The universe is simmering down, like a giant stew left to cook for four billion years. Sooner or later we won’t be able to… — Arthur Bloch Copy Share Image
If you were to draw Bugs, the easiest way is to learn how to draw a carrot and then hook a rabbit onto it — Chuck Jones Copy Share Image
There comes a point where you see no evidence that the carrot and diplomacy are working. — John F. Kennedy Copy Share Image
If you've got a plot the size of a car or a tiny yard in Italy, you're going to be growing tomatoes and basil… — Frances Mayes Copy Share Image
I usually eat four or five raw carrots with my meat, and that is all. I must be part rabbit; I never get bored… — Marilyn Monroe Copy Share Image
When your Super Bowl guests arrive, they should find a mound of potato chips large enough to conceal a pony sitting in front of… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
For four to six months at a time, I would barely eat. I lived on a diet of Melba toast, carrots, and black coffee. — Alanis Morissette Copy Share Image
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond. — Mae West Copy Share Image
Look, I don’t care what the Ooga-Boogas do. It sounds like they need a family counselor, not a sniper. (Steele) They’re not Ooga-Boogas, they’re… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I was in Las Vegas when the Nogueira brothers first touched down in America. There was a bus, this is a true story. There… — Chael Sonnen Copy Share Image
Carrots might be good for my eyes, but they won't straighten out the curveball. — Carl Furillo Copy Share Image
