Carrots Quote by Don Van Vliet Download Open image “A carrot is as close as a rabbit gets to a diamond.” — Don Van Vliet ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Carrots Diamond Rabbits
So many eager young bunnies that I'd love to pursue. Now even though they eaten out the palm eaten out the palm of my… — Bruno Mars Copy Share Image
“I’ve got ears like a rabbit, and a penis like a baby carrot—fully erect, of course.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
The Easter Bunny ate all of the carrots that we left for him. What a pig. — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
Who cares if a carrot has a slight bend? They're all the same when they end up on the plate. — Tristram Stuart Copy Share Image
“a fresh carrot from the garden has a complex flavor that is lost after a few days in transit.” — Ed Cyzewski Copy Share Image
I think people have had too much to think and ought to flex their magic muscles. It takes awhile to get oriented to what… — Don Van Vliet Copy Share Image
I think Shakespeare is really the one. Words as music and music as words. Everything he wrote was good, which is really frightening. — Don Van Vliet Copy Share Image
I think that men has the most highly developed intelligence. I think men get so intelligent that they're stupid. — Don Van Vliet Copy Share Image
It makes me itch to think of myself as Captain Beefheart. I don't even have a boat. — Don Van Vliet Copy Share Image
Bob Dylan impresses me about as much as... well, I was gonna say a slug but I like slugs. — Don Van Vliet Copy Share Image
The universe is simmering down, like a giant stew left to cook for four billion years. Sooner or later we won’t be able to… — Arthur Bloch Copy Share Image
If you were to draw Bugs, the easiest way is to learn how to draw a carrot and then hook a rabbit onto it — Chuck Jones Copy Share Image
There comes a point where you see no evidence that the carrot and diplomacy are working. — John F. Kennedy Copy Share Image
If you've got a plot the size of a car or a tiny yard in Italy, you're going to be growing tomatoes and basil… — Frances Mayes Copy Share Image
I usually eat four or five raw carrots with my meat, and that is all. I must be part rabbit; I never get bored… — Marilyn Monroe Copy Share Image
When your Super Bowl guests arrive, they should find a mound of potato chips large enough to conceal a pony sitting in front of… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
For four to six months at a time, I would barely eat. I lived on a diet of Melba toast, carrots, and black coffee. — Alanis Morissette Copy Share Image
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond. — Mae West Copy Share Image
Look, I don’t care what the Ooga-Boogas do. It sounds like they need a family counselor, not a sniper. (Steele) They’re not Ooga-Boogas, they’re… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I was in Las Vegas when the Nogueira brothers first touched down in America. There was a bus, this is a true story. There… — Chael Sonnen Copy Share Image
Carrots might be good for my eyes, but they won't straighten out the curveball. — Carl Furillo Copy Share Image
