Candle Quote by John Wilmot

“The goodie drawer of all goodie drawers. This dildo not only throbs, vibrates, expands, and comes equipped with hands-free feature, it sings a choice…

— J.D. Robb

“Wait, you clean my dildo?’ I ask, slowly. ‘Every week, I clean it with the polish.’ ‘With furniture polish?’ ‘Yes.’ ‘Jesus.’ Sophie got me…

— Dawn O'Porter

“Well, maybe those men don’t know what kind of pleasure you can give a woman using a dildo, while she begs you for the…

— Z.B. Heller

“Never, ever say the dildo accidentally turned itself on.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

“It seemed harmless enough until she misplaced her "Dildo" and started calling the neighbors to ask if she could borrow one of theirs!”

— Mollie Gross

“The wax starts to melt, and I hold it over the envelope, letting it drip. After I blow out the flame, I pick up…

— Penelope Douglas

“Chalk one up to ingenuity.”

— Lia Habel

“Scent is such a powerful tool of attraction, that if a woman has this tool perfectly tuned, she needs no other. I will forgive…

— Roman Payne

“Tink’s little pink dildo, Rache! Haven’t you gotten rid of those condoms yet? They got a shelf life, you know.”

— Kim Harrison

“The pen between my fingers is sensuous, alive almost, I can feel its power, the power of the words it contains. Pen Is Envy,…

— Margaret Atwood

“too often we understimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act…

— Leo F. Buscaglia

“Nothing is more tiresome than being told what to admire, and having things pointed at with a stick. -Robert Frobisher”

— David Mitchell