Quote by Chuck Palahniuk Download Open image ““Never, ever say the dildo accidentally turned itself on.”” — Chuck Palahniuk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Well, maybe those men don’t know what kind of pleasure you can give a woman using a dildo, while she begs you for the… — Z.B. Heller Copy Share Image
“In the off chance I’ll be turned on, I keep a light switch in my pocket. (Who turned off the light in my pocket?… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“It seemed harmless enough until she misplaced her "Dildo" and started calling the neighbors to ask if she could borrow one of theirs!” — Mollie Gross Copy Share Image
“Better yet - I'll buy him a dildo with his own money, send it to him, and tell him to go fuck himself” — Ella Dominguez Copy Share Image
“WHAT A SHOCK WHEN THEY TELL YOU IT WON'T HURT AND YOU ALMOST TURN INSIDE OUT WHEN THEY BEGIN.” — Jenny Holzer Copy Share Image
“When penetration is desired, the focus is on what works for the recipient: we have yet to meet a dildo that got hung up… — Dossie Easton Copy Share Image
“Enough with this guy, enough with all guys. You could order a dildo right to your mailbox. Men needed to learn how dire that… — Tarryn Fisher Copy Share Image
“Wait, you clean my dildo?’ I ask, slowly. ‘Every week, I clean it with the polish.’ ‘With furniture polish?’ ‘Yes.’ ‘Jesus.’ Sophie got me… — Dawn O'Porter Copy Share Image
“Accidental sex. He made it sound like I fell down, and there just happened to be an erection in the way.” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“What makes you think this is my first time?” “You’ve got cherry written all over you.” When she blushes an angry shade of pink,… — Brill Harper Copy Share Image
Because after you've crossed some lines, you just keep crossing them. And there's no escaping from constant escape. Distracting ourselves. Avoiding confrontation. Getting past… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
According to Plato, we don't learn anything. Our soul has lived so many lives that we know everything. Teachers and education can only remind… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
His saliva tasted like the wet dicks of ten thousand lonely truck drivers. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“We drive west the rest of the night, away from where the sun will come up, trying to outrace it, trying not to see… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Nobody's told me anything to date that I've been completely reviled by. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“Then you're trapped in your lovely nest, and the things you used to own, now they own you.” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Verbs allow you to communicate a story in a much more converged or involuntary way for a reader. The verbs allow you to come… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
